THE DIRTY ARMY: Dear Nik This lovely mall cop is Darrin Austin Rodgers. He is a police officer for Bossier City, Louisiana. Normally I love cops, I have many family members that are serving, but him…not so much. Let me start from the beginning. We met through a mutual friend in California (where we both are from) and I thought we hit it off really well. We dated for a year, in which he told me about his “psycho” and “stalker” ex girlfriend. I stayed away from her. Then I got pregnant. He broke up with me the day I told him, which happened to fall on the week anniversary of my grandfather’s passing. With the stress of everything, I lost my baby. Since he was too much of a fuck up here, his daddy got him a job in Louisiana. He turned his back on me and left to Louisiana. Fast forward a bit. He comes home for a spell, and like an idiot I took him back. After another year of LDR, he breaks up with me again. I become friends with the ex (who isn’t what he said she was) and turns out, he had another woman on the side and he knocked her up. Please keep the women of LA safe. Stay away from the mall cop.