THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, whats going on?  Die had Dirty Army here.  Went to Vegas on my boys bachelor party for 3 nights.  Hard and fast, went to all the right parties, popped enough bottles to sound like a 21 gun salute… Even had all the necessary party supplies.. but one PROBLEM.  Every girl that was an 8 or better was working.  Sure there are plenty of 5’s and 6’s but I consider myself a better than average looking dude that has no problem getting 9’s so I wasn’t thirsty.  After the experience is it safe to say that for those who don’t want to pay to play… DON’T GO TO VEGAS.

If you pay one girl then you have to pay them all. Atmosphere girls are the new virus in Las Vegas. Great to look at, but impossible to lay.- nik