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Drunk Girls From An Uber go on Rampage — Hollywood In’N’Out Parking Lot

Drunk Girls From An Uber go on Rampage — Hollywood In’N’Out Parking Lot

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I see your back. Not surprised really. Good luck on your law suit with Fake Equis. I would post the video(s) of the little girls around the world speaking out (because lets face it, the “adults” of this world won’t) about other children being raped and sacrificed by real satanists but seems we live in idiocracy now so I will post something that speaks to your level of viewership. This just happened recently in Hollyweird. I bet they blame Trump and monuments of dead white guys. Gurl power! And if you disagree you are a hateful, sexist, bigot! People just stood around while these females tore sh*t down. Everyone is a pussy in weimerica now. PS “Welcome to Costco. I love you.”

This is why I tell people — being an Uber driver is the most dangerous job in America.- nik

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Don’t make my costly mistakes

Don’t make my costly mistakes

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this chick Days Freeman is, in my opinion, out of her mind. I should have ran in the other direction, when I found out she was good friends with two of the women who shut down the porn industry a few years ago. One of which is on The Dirty. A.K.A. Cameron Bay. This chick has a past full of crazy. From being busted for prostitution and more. All of which can be google verified. She will cheat on you in a heartbeat.

She recently moved back to AZ after leaving me debt ridden. She works at one of the strip clubs in AZ. I won’t name the club but let’s just say its a D irty P lace! And she hangs out in Scottsdale. Most likely looking for a sugar daddy. She looks totally different without her wigs and makeup. Most guys will think she’s hot. Shes not. She’s a bum with horrible hygine and a vendictive personality. I wouldn’t have put her on here, but she contacted me after 4 months to mess with my head. She even said I wouldn’t put her on here. Well, here you go. I kept it clean because I’m just giving other guys a heads up. Everything that glitters isnt gold. Somtimes it could be a gold digger shining. Fellas, think with the big head if you ever cross paths with this one. You’ve been warned.

Wow this is like Wheel of Fortune. I think the answer is Dream Palace.- nik

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What do you do when your girlfriend dies? Go to Vegas!!

What do you do when your girlfriend dies? Go to Vegas!!

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I was shocked to see Bailey Mattingly partying with Sam in Vegas all weekend just weeks after Kim’s death. Friends of friends of mine know Bailey and say she’s depressed and in therapy. I wanted to have sympathy for the girl, that is until one look at her and Sam’s Snapchat shows what a terrible person she really is. This girl isn’t depressed at all. Her and Sam took hundreds of pictures an videos of them partying all weekend in Vegas. What a fake. Poor Kim.

If she’s really that “depressed,” why hasn’t she don’t the universe a favor and downed a gallon of bleach? Do you think sucking Greg for a living is finally catching up to her? The stupid b*tch is a nuisance to society. What is wrong with her? How can you be the cause of someone’s death and then go party in Vegas all weekend? Pathetic doesn’t even begin to describe her. A terrible girl with a terrible heart. All I can say is karma will come her way I have no doubt. Fat ugly floozy.

You got a little aggressive in the second paragraph. Sam has moved on now that the GoFundMe.com transfer has hit… so should you.- nik

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Kyra Keli Will Do Anything

Kyra Keli Will Do Anything

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this chick Kyra Keli will literally do anything. I follow her on Instagram and used to idolize her — she has an amazing body and great face. But I saw her at the FYF festival in LA and OMG she was such a drunk mess. She was “promo-ing” for some company there but was just sh*t faced and flirting with the bartender for free drinks. I am so disappointed. I met my dream girl but she was such a disappointment 😩.

Sorry. Unfortunately, nothing on Instagram is real. This is why I highly recommend masturbation over the real thing.- nik

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Has Crystal Hefner removed herself from social media?

Has Crystal Hefner removed herself from social media?

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, Not only is Crystal Hefner‘s Twitter account on private, but her Instagram accounts have all been deleted. There hasn’t been any updates to her websites either. It’s possible that her Twitter account is in the process of also being deactivated because when an account is on private for a long while it means that the user has selected to deactivate it. Also, Club Rehab at the Hard Rock hasn’t booked Crystal for any appearances since 2015 when she ran that BS contest of being able to hang out with her in her VIP section if you had purchased her cheap bracelet. Any word on her?

Who cares… maybe she got fired from Playboy. Let her go and be happy like Holly Madison.- nik

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Win $1 Billion Dollars With DraftKings

Win $1 Billion Dollars With DraftKings

This is amazing. I crushed it playing Draft Kings last season and now they raised the pot for me this year. Thank you. I love printing fantasy football money. Yup… 1 Billion dollars. Make sure you sign up like me. Don’t be soft and play old school fantasy with your high school friends to win $50 as a runner up 16 weeks later. Let’s make money every weekend!!! Oh and if you win the 1 Billion dollars… there’s a Dirty Army 10% finders fee (to a charity we all agree on). I decided.- nik

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