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J. Edgar Hoover Invited To Party To Vacuum?

J. Edgar Hoover Invited To Party To Vacuum?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you would think after all the posts on Nadia Yorst, she would be a little bit more tame. Instead, she just uploaded pictures from the weekend where she clearly vacuumed several of the guys there. I swear people must invite Hoover simply to do the cleaning.

The pictures look super old. The dude in green has Spider sides (RIP Joey Kovar) and J. Edgar Hoover has a Freshman 15 look to her.- nik

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I love Storm Hulsebus

I love Storm Hulsebus

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, the teammate you were asking about is BFFs with Very Berry Hibicus. Her name is Storm from SD. I can’t tell if she’s fat or big boned? Regardless, God Bless ASU and I beg you to make Storm a DC.

Storm, smart move on the +2’s. I’m guessing it was your High School graduation present.- nik

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Mike Jones a.k.a. mycoolb of Eugene/Springfield, Oregon

Mike Jones a.k.a. mycoolb of Eugene/Springfield, Oregon

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, 3 1/2 years, Mike Jones and I have been playing this game. We both spit from our longterm partners and found ourselves mingling with one another. For the first 6 months, we stayed in motel rooms until I got into a 2 bedroom rental. Even though 7 people in a 2 bedroom every weekend (his 2 kids, my 3 kids) seemed too tight, I invited him to move in. He took it gladly, and proceeded to use me for a babysitter, a warm place for his Lil Greg, and my 5 year old son, as well as me as a punching bag to help him feel tough. It was just emotional and verbal abuse until the day I came home on my lunch to help look for his $40 he misplaced due to severe sleep deprivation. Dealing with a bit of psychosis as well, he flipped on me and held me by me neck and jaw in the air, choking me.

Some of the things he did to my son were evil and juvenile, from crushing a days worth of snail hunting so that first thing in the morning, my son would run to check on the snails he loved so much, my son would be crushed. To spraying his toothbrush with bear mace in order to make my son seem disobedient at toothbrushing time and hurt him. Writing these things hurts so bad. Goes to show how abuse is blinding. For the next year or so he continued to stay out all night, pay for P4P’s, lie to me, and paint a completely different picture to all of our friends and families, separate me from all of my people, while treating me like I was the retarded clinger who deserved all that I lost and suffered from and pushed and shoved me as needed. The amount of humiliation this man has put on me is unnerving. The amount of hooked and women he has messed around with is disgusting. The lack of compassion and respect he is willing to give is a dead give away. He is so juvenile and selfish.

One of his most frequent responses is, “it’s my word, house, rules, car, or I don’t care I am all that is important right now, if you don’t like it then you can go.” He creates these huge displays of aggression or theatrics from nothing in order to end his relationship “forever,” just for a quick hookup and Lil b*tch gossip with his homies. This is merely a warning that all this abuser offers is drama and a guaranteed need for counseling once you’ve finally broken free. I am curious, is there anyway to create like a “douchebag hookup list”? Kind of like Angie’a List, but for Losers, Low Lifes, Limp Gregs, and Liars?

https://thedirty.com/?p=2218984

Saintpiercing

Saintpiercing

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, who is Saintpiercing ? First off some facts. Chris “saintpiercing” Farrow is an illegal immigrant from Birmingham, England. Mr Farrow did not attend Aston University as he claims. He does not have a college degree. In fact, he was in the Queens army for a time before he deserted and bought a ticket to Los Angeles. Hes been in the states ever since living off of girlfriends, while he only has fake identification. Not only is this guy a liar about absolutely everything, he is diseased. He has classless unprotected sex with random ugly fan girls and is constantly sending them to the clinic with DRDs. He commonly engages in unprotected gay sex as well with clients, fans, and randoms. He also has orgies with older swinger couples.

This guy has literally nothing to offer anyone, but is continually living off of a girlfriend or another. In each case he claims he wants to be engaged and stay with them forever. He’s just a hoax. He treats women like they are garbage and he can say whatever he wants to them. He is a notorious alcoholic and bad drunk. He instigates fights while intoxicated, then posts on social media that he was mugged or assaulted. We all know the truth, Mr. Farrow. You are a bad half Irish drunk whose a sh*t head and deserves whatever ass beatings you get.

Mr. Farrow had a brief encounter with fame on the show “Tattoos after dark,” but its rumored that his outrageous demands cost him relations with the producers. Mr Farrow cannot be trusted. His nickname “saint” piercing was obtained when he first moved to LA and was involved in a gang. They nicknamed him saint as a joke. Mr. Farrow has been in posession of semi automatic modified weapons. So not only is he an illegal immigrant with no respect for anyone, he is dangerous. He currently works at Timeless Tattoo in Hollywood where he tries to peddle himself as a Hollywood piercing attraction. He is a husler, fake, and liar. Beware.

https://thedirty.com/?p=2219023

Arizona Couple made in Hell

Arizona Couple made in Hell

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, where do we start with this couple? Last week Lupe Aguayo was again fired & locked out of the latest bike shop he worked at for his shady work tactics & stealing. You can read all about his character in a January 2015 Ripoff Report (See Baggerz by Lupe). He is known for doing work that was never asked for and demanding way more money before you can pick up your bike. Be careful, I’m sure he will be again trying to work on his own again since no one will let him work out of their shop. His current on again, off again girlfriend, Sabrina Rodriguez, is even worse. If you google the term succubus there should be a picture of Sabrina. She runs through men, pretending to love them if they will pay her bills and buy her nice things. She will use or say whatever it takes (including her children, so sad) to get the things she needs and does not even consider who she hurts.

Unfortunately a very good friend of ours fell into her trap. As they “dated” every argument ended with a demand from Tiffany’s or new tires for her car, etc. When she had a fall out with Lupe a week and half ago she called our friend begging for help. He allowed her and her children to move into his new Scottsdale home (because he feels sorry for her kids). She moved every single thing she owned in and re-decorated his entire house in one week just to tell him she saved up some money (without working even one day) and would be moving out after just that one week. She then immediately proceeded to post pictures back with Lupe (the thief) who she said was mistreating her children. But she moved back in with him anyways to live off what he has left from the last job he lost. She looks pretty until you get to know her, She is extremely vain, takes daily selfies (but has to filter them to death) and thinks she is God’s gift. Her looks are fading fast and if karma comes into play she will have to find a new hustle.

I need to see more pictures of her. I can’t tell if she’s 47 years old or in her mid 50’s from these images.- nik

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