THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, these two girls are Winnipeg’s dirty club floozies, that think they’re famous for working at OVO and 441 main. Jazlyn Hrem failed out of university and relies on old men to pay for her botox and makeup. Autumn Turski is pretty much the exact same but she needs to feed her Pepsi problem. You can find these girls out every day of the week, binge drinking and complaining why they can’t seem to keep a boyfriend around. FYI these girls are below average looking in person, filters and photoshop are their best friends. You can find them on seeking arrangements.
Why does your last sentence not surprise me.- nik