Heisman Trophy Winner Cam Newton Parties At Pussy Cat Lounge In Scottsdale

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so Monday nights have become a very popular hangout in Scottsdale and I couldnt believe who I saw in there last night.  It was heisman trophy winner Cam Newton partying it up a week before the biggest game of his career.  He was a rude prick to anyone besides all the white girls that were all over him.  I did have my money on Auburn but after last night I know Oregon will be winning the Title this year since Cam knows he is going to the NFL and kind of seems over anything college related.

Yeah, I was getting texts to come meet him last night at PCL, but I refused. He is Reggie Bush part 2. I do have to say PCL has been getting very lucky on Monday nights, John Mayer was their last Monday skeezing on girls as well.- nik

**I am still betting the house on Auburn.

NRP Episode 11  –  The Escort Diaries (Part Two)

The continuation of 'The Escort Diaries' from last episode. Trixie finally opens up about her sex addiction and describes specific sexual encounters with both men and women. Lastly, she shares the key elements for regaining her lost body and soul.

Cam Newton’s Other Trophy

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Jessica O’Neal from Auburn. I have seen this girl in the past few years sleep with everyone on the Auburn football team, I can’t even count how many of the guys she has slept with.  Here is the best part, she is now dating Heisman Trophy winner Cam Newton, and she thinks she is his only girl lol.  I wanted to ask you what you think about her and let her know Cam will be done with her by the end of the year.

Jessica O’Neal, you have ZERO chance of landing Cam Newton past the NFL Draft unless you get pregnant. What are you waiting for?- nik

What Are Your Thoughts About Heisman Leading Candidate Cam Newton

THE DIRTY ARMY: So Nik, what are your thoughts on Cam and Cecil Newton? Seeing as how you are hardly ever wrong and that no one can break a sports story faster than the Dirty Army, I was wondering if you have any privileged insight into this or where it stands ATM? Do you think Auburn knows that they are already in trouble and just decided to ride it out knowing that it will be taken away in a few years if they win the National Championship?

If I were Auburn I would be really worried. This will cost them MILLIONS. Also, I don’t think Cam really cares about a stupid trophy… he just wants NFL money.- nik

Cam Newton’s Lead Blocker Ryan Pugh

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here is Ryan Pugh, all SEC, possibly all American, offensive lineman for the #2 ranked Auburn Tigers. Around the league he is known as Mr. Chop Block for his propensity for cutting D linemen’s knees and wrecking their careers. He and his like friend decided to go to a party as Reggie Bush and I assume Kim Kardashian. Pretty ironic since Auburn’s spin doctor’s have been screaming racism over the Cam Newton controversy and this is Cam’s #1 blocker. This coming from a school with less than 2 percent black students in a state where nearly twenty percent of the population is black. Still a plantation in the heart of plantation country. Not the first blackface incident there either.

Listen, we are talking about millions of dollars being thrown out the window in Cam Newton’s future. So every possible scenario is in play to help Cam get out of this mess. I do think the Reggie Bush look is a little ironic since he is a NCAA cheater… maybe Ryan Pugh is trying to tell us something?- nik

This Thing



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This whore right here be Jasmine Cunt I mean Hunt. Shes over 2o years old and is still trying to pass high school and bone high schoolers.What’s really funny is that shes been ran through by a lot of my friends no joke I was in a group of 8 people and I was the only 1 that hadn’t touched that thing. But the worst part is that she’s been in a relationship with my buddy Jamar Br** for over a year now and she still bones other guys it’s f*cked up. I don’t know y he even messes with that she looks like she has some stank ass pssy for real tho. But 1 night Jamar was kicking it with us and my friend asked him to go to Wendy’s to get food for everyone so he went. She decided to stay while he went to get the food. My friend started dicking down his girl in front of her and she said “I want to eat some pssy” so she started to eat my homies girl out while he hit it from the back and then sucked him up. It’s nasty because when her man got back with the food she kissed him and till this day she still a slut like that.

She would be out of work if she left school, little kids are the only ones who would fall for this shim.- nik

Sweetest Sloot

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This bitch is a p*ssy rich snob who acts like the sweetest angel ever wen realli shez a stuck up catty little f*ckin slutty bitch. She def define the term a takerrrr but not a giver if you catch my drift. she is one of those chicks that is always around but never actually has a role in anything. she gets whipped as f*ck w/ her fagg*t choice of bfs .. thiz chick moved to BC and yet still comes to visit.. wudnt b surprsed if she aint on the Vancouver one, bet she be whoren it A town style there oto. shemakes out w. every chick wen shes drunk n practically flirts with everyguy. Rave whore to the max and lovesit in the ass. this UDUB wanna be gurl will always trik u into gettin wat she wants. On the right we have cara and she is known for being the biggest h*e in the shortest amount of time after breaking up with her then boyfriend. the blnd chick on the left is her three sum buddy. they always hook up, lez-be-honeesst..LOL soo now you tell me nik … would you?

Answer: no.  Her face is angled and she can’t hide her horse head with that kissy face.

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