Why Mormons Are The Dumbest People On Earth

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, if BYU is going to kick Brandon Davies off the basketball team for breaking the ‘Honor Code’ then they also need to kick all the female cheerleaders off the team for breaking the honor code too. The honor code states WORD for WORD that female “Clothing is inappropriate when it is sleeveless, strapless, backless, or revealing; has slits above the knee; or is form fitting. Dresses, skirts, and shorts must be knee-length or longer.” I’m pretty sure that the cheerleading uniforms don’t pass that guideline in the code and neither do their gymnastics’ team uniforms either! BYU is full of sh*t.

BYU did this because Brandon Davies is black.- nik

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Brandon Davies kicked off BYU team

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is BYU player Brandon Davies, he was kicked off the team yesterday for having sex with his girlfriend. I guess this is against the “honor code” at BYU which also excludes drinking coffee and tea, Nik isn’t this ridiculous?

No, he should be kicked off the team. He broke the rules.- nik

Denver Women Beater

Denver WomEn Beater

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, If you had to choose one douchebag from Denver to put on blast it would be Tommy Gray! He is the biggest stalker ever and beats women! He has more than one restraining order against him because he beats his girlfriends and then when they try to leave them he stalks them! It has also been confirmed by several women that they got “the clap” after having sex with him. Please warn all the women in Colorado of this douche! He is 30 years old and is still a bartender and his goal in life is to continue to be a bartender, but usually he finds old hags to pay for all of his shit.

I think your the only one.  I can’t picture this guy with any girls.- nik

Terminal Sighting

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here’s the infamous jet streamer who haunts airports across the nation. I was waiting for my flight when he strutted by, in his high heels, in the Salt Lake City airport on his way to Phoenix. Two things, first- just try and imagine what his front side looks like…please, I Dare You. And second- I wonder if his wife notices any of her stuff is missing? Or, maybe he stole that top from his daughter.

You gotta wonder what is in his bag?- nik

Cat Fighting Soccer Girls

Seriously, get a tripod… that was worse than watching those bootleg movies they sell on the street corners in NYC.

**Julie Foudy is #6 rank Alumni at Mission Viejo High School, just in case you are wondering.

Best Costume Ever?

Best Costume Ever?

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik best costume ever? what do you think? my buddy in utah.

You didn’t have to tell me he was from Utah… I could tell from the pinky finger.- nik

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