The San Francisco Cheating Mooch

She'll do anything for a nice dinner and drugs

She'll do anything for a nice dinner and drugs

She'll do anything for a nice dinner and drugs

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Kelsey Elliot is the biggest golddigger in San Francisco. She cheated on her pushover boyfriend of 5 years with 27 different guys all while her boyfriend bank rolled her and paid for vacations for her and her family. Her boyfriend worked out of town most nights and she would have random guys over nightly. She is a drug addict and has even done crack and meth and she has the worst body I have ever seen. She is in desperate need of +2s and her thunder thighs are hard to look at. She is f*cking crazy and needs to be put on blast. She thinks shes hot sh*t and she can pull in any guy just because she always has her legs open. Her boyfriend finally dumped her ass and now shes living with some kid and all they do is go to raves together.

I am guessing you are one of the 27 guys who fell in love because she said that she was going to leave her boyfriend for you.- nik

NRP Episode 11  –  The Escort Diaries (Part Two)

The continuation of 'The Escort Diaries' from last episode. Trixie finally opens up about her sex addiction and describes specific sexual encounters with both men and women. Lastly, she shares the key elements for regaining her lost body and soul.

Nasty Sloot Running Around Town

Nasty Sloot running around town

Nasty Sloot running around town

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I have to put this sloot on blast. She runs around town like she is the sh*t, but in reality she is as broke as a two dollar h*e. I’ve heard shes been with at least 200 hundred guys no joke. She uses her fake t*ts to screw guys out of money. Please Nik, put her on blast!

Amazing that her frail body can support those +2’s.  I foresee back problems.- nik

Anything For Attention

Anything for attention

THE DIRTY ARMY: This is Amanda Thornbe**y. She’s a disgusting piece of trash who will fck anyone for money or attention. She’s constantly lying about how “successful” she is, when in reality she lives with a drug dealer and probably trades her skanky pssy for his low grade pot. Check out some of her finer work on [], model name: MASON. Check out her saggers, barf.

She does trade her body for money and plays with wrinkled greg, its a rough job but someones gotta do it.- nik

Ms Piggy Lizzy

ms piggy lizzy

THE DIRTY ARMY: NIK PLEASE PUT THIS PLUMP BITCH ON BLAST!!!!She thinks she can run around my circle and talk shit you have another thing coming this bitch is no wifey material aint that why will took the engagement back you dumb bitch and i was lmao that day too when people tolled me but i guess he seen you for the sloot that you are!! you fck anything and everything your sad and pathetic!!! she doesnt know who her baby daddy is so she puts it off on her ex!!! take the time out on that other then talking about people little ms down white girl thats funny cause thats what your friends say behind your back who gets daddy tatooed on there neck someone that needs attention!!! LIttle mrs piggy lizzy is also known for giving mean head and fisting herself too which is another attention seeking idea of hers its sad that her son has to grow up knowing that his moms a hoe that has been passed around a fews time but what can you say like mother like daughter.

She must love the purple chango.- nik

Who Said It Couldn’t Get Worse

Who said it couldn't get worse

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik Say hello to some of Cals finest thetas. I feel bad for all the new excited freshman boys, so sorry college isn’t what you dreamt of or at least the girls aren’t. so embarrassing. How do we fix this nik?

Submitting them was the first step, they may get a wake up call and straighten themselves up a bit.  I love the little crying gremlin in the corner, my guess is they made her put down the ‘cheez-its’ for the picture.- nik

Nik Richie Goes To College

Nik Richie Goes to College??

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I love the site and love how you keep it real. I saw this in Berkeley the other day and thought that a.) you should really be driving something a hell of a lot cooler than a Scion and b.) you should be honest with your readers and tell them you went back to school… Just don’t expect much from the horses and noodles that pass for women at Berkeley.

That is not my name anymore.- Nik Lamas-Richie

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