Self-Proclaimed “Tattoo Barbie” Looks Great For Being Not Even 21 Yet

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I figured I’d give you an easy day at work to critique what may be one of Chicago’s “finest”: Carly. She moved to Chicago after leaving Central Michigan in hopes of being a small town girl that makes it big (at least in the Midwest). She’s a former stripper from Hustler Club. Her religious view is “Carlythology”, so I need not explain any further how full of herself she is. She frequently goes to the gym to meet bouncers and douches in an attempt to live vicariously through them as she’s a previous steroid user herself (probably has a Greg too) which resulted in a colectomy. She doesn’t look bad for being under 21… right?

I can tell Carl is trying to fight his way into this world. The male transformation must happen here. FREE CARL!- nik

NRP Episode 11  –  The Escort Diaries (Part Two)

The continuation of 'The Escort Diaries' from last episode. Trixie finally opens up about her sex addiction and describes specific sexual encounters with both men and women. Lastly, she shares the key elements for regaining her lost body and soul.

Which One

Which One?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik Would you with any of these lovely sun goddesses?

Nope, they should spend time running not tanning if they are trying to improve their looks.- nik

Dog Face And Horse Teeth

dog face and horse teeth

dog face and horse teeth

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik these girls are nasty bitches. So ugly and they think they’re really awesome. Please put them on blast because I think they are so sick and it will definitely bring a smile to my face. Thank you.

Why does everyone in Michigan look like men or animals, gross!- nik

Dirty Girl With The Big Nose

dirty hoe wit a big nose

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this girl has the biggest nose I have ever seen. She spreads disease!!! Watch out fellas! Nik, I already know you would NEVER, she is one of those girls yu have to see to believe! UGH ashley…you are so gross!

I don’t even think she could fit her nose in her mouth.- nik

Would You?


would you?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Would you with any of these “hot” CMU girls?

Answer: No, all I see are thighs, and saggers.

If Loving Gregs Is Wrong, This Kid Doesn’t Wanna Be Right

If Loving Gregs is Wrong, This Kid Doesn't Wanna Be Right

If Loving Gregs is Wrong, This Kid Doesn't Wanna Be Right


THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, I believe we have a repeat offender on our hands. This dale boy rolls around all the bars at Central Michigan telling the girls how hot they are, trying to spit game, but gets as much play as Stephen Hawking. This kid is always talking to girls, which is weird because he really loves gregs. I heard that he holds the Guiness World Record for gregs sucked in 1 hour with 31. If you don’t believe me, look at the picture above where he’s trying to give some dude a mouth hug. Put this clown on blast please.

31 Gregs? Your parents must be  so proud of you.- nik

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