THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik can you please have a party here and bring some dirty girls. The only dirty girls we have are hideous fat and usually like multiple guys…All of which I am not cool with.

Her legs literally look like fat tree stumps. She would be the perfect person to take hunting because she would blend in with the forest.- nik

NRP Episode 11  –  The Escort Diaries (Part Two)

The continuation of 'The Escort Diaries' from last episode. Trixie finally opens up about her sex addiction and describes specific sexual encounters with both men and women. Lastly, she shares the key elements for regaining her lost body and soul.

Were Cool


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik these 2 retards are Nick and Toni.  These guys live in a fantasy world, they think they are the coolest people on earth and that everyone respects their opinion.  They tried to start a blog site about music which is probably one of the dumbest pieces of sh*ts I have ever seen.  These guys go around acting like retards and annoy the f*ck out of everybody.  Garuntee that they give eachother mustache rides.

What are they 12?  Who draws on a persons face when they are not passed out?- nik

Killer Mushroom Cut


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik sweet dew eh.  This guy is a basket case, he is one of those crazy goth type of people.  He has been shoot in the face by one of those police bean bag shooters before for causing a rukus.  I think he may be destined to work at a blockbuster for the rest of his life.

Yeah, he is the reason I use Netflix.- nik

Central Michigan Dirty Girl


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Keri the sl*t.  This girl will jump on any guy willing to buy her drinks all night or gives her a bunch of weed.  She goes through groups of guys at a time.  She will f*ck one guy move onto their friend and so on and so on until finally everyone has had it with her then she moves on to the next group of guys who will buy her sh*t and f*ck her.  She is most definitely a dirty girl.

What else is there to do in Central Michigan to stay warm?- nik

Hands McGee


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik the jerk wearing the red is Eric.  This guy is always drunk and always has his arms wrapped around some troll whether they like it or not.  This guy assumes that any girl he goes up to and grabs likes him, or should like him.  This guy is nasty, he is a slob and does anything in order to bang some chick out…he is gross

Looks like he has also mistaken his friend for a girl grabbing him like that.-nik

Would You


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Claire I think she is gorgeous and she is not a wh*re, she must get some brownie points for that right Nik?  Would You??

Answer: No, I would rather have a hot wh*re, than a prude fatty.

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