Ready For Action


THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik the girl in the front is dirty Sarah a dirty wh*re.  She says she has a boyfriend and never gets with guys which is completely false, the dude in the pic is even grabbin her cooch so you know these guys had a freaky night.  She stays at a few different guys houses a week and stay cooped up inside so there is no telling what kinds of things she is doing.

I want some Dirty Intel on the blonde. I am willing to bet she is DIRTY.- nik

NRP Episode 11  –  The Escort Diaries (Part Two)

The continuation of 'The Escort Diaries' from last episode. Trixie finally opens up about her sex addiction and describes specific sexual encounters with both men and women. Lastly, she shares the key elements for regaining her lost body and soul.



THE DIRTY ARMY: You know your a dirty sl*t when you have a picture like this or simply looking like this.  Nik this is Crissy and she is a swinging dirty swamp troll.  Her hair smells and looks like it hasn’t been washed in years and her style is definitely one which makes people scratch their heads. I wouldn’t even hit that with a condom.

I can’t imagine anyone being attracted to this. Ever.- nik

Is That A Wig


THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Ni this is Jen. I think she grew up wanting to be a man, she is always drunk to the point of passing out.  She has a hard time getting with both girls any guys, she pretty much takes everything she can get.  She is in dire need for a make-over.

I am going to have nightmares from this one.- nik

Would You?

would you?

THE DIRTY ARMY: would you with any of them with a gun to your Greg, while on fire, about to be pushed out of a speeding semi-truck?

Answer: No, they are all beat shims, with bad tuck jobs.

Vincent California Surfing Douchebag Wannabe

Vincent California Surfing Douchebag wannabe

THE DIRTY ARMY: This kid thinks hes so sick, he talks like hes a surfer kid from San Diego and trys to pull all the chicks with it. He throws up all the time typical frat b*tch. Hes a lil p*ssy.

This guy is still in college? He looks like he’s about 30.- nik

Does It Stank?


THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik the guy checkin out that chicks stank hole is promo paul.  This guy is a joke and thinks he is the king of the city, Paul is a slimmey dirty bastard.

The sad part is this is not even a strip club… the chick with the chin rolls is a mom (I can tell by the stomach).  Paul, you see what you were looking for?  Creeper!- nik

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