A Horse NOT To Ride

A Horse NOT to Ride

A Horse NOT to Ride

THE DIRTY ARMY: This b*tch is in a sorority, thinks that she’s this southern belle slathering her verbage in a disgusting, distasteful southern accent, she moves though social groups faster than a bad trend because of her dying urge to f*ck everything under the sun. I’ve heard her FATHER remind her to take her birthcontrol as far back as highschool so she’s not exactly the new girl on the block. She hangs out at City Limits downtown and for some unknown reason feels the need to hoist herself onto the mechanical bull frequently to jiggle that shit around for all to view (&then spew) but honestly believes shes sexy. So tell me Nik, after being slipped a rufie, blindfolded, with a novacain numbed greg, in a dark room with no witnesses, and with a BJ from Jenna Jameson before- would you?

Answer: No, I could still feel her fat jiggling all over me.

NRP Episode 11  –  The Escort Diaries (Part Two)

The continuation of 'The Escort Diaries' from last episode. Trixie finally opens up about her sex addiction and describes specific sexual encounters with both men and women. Lastly, she shares the key elements for regaining her lost body and soul.

Awesome Chick

Awesome Chick

Awesome Chick

THE DIRTY ARMY: This chick is so AWESOME!! she’s going to be the BIGGEST plus size model to ever come from raleigh!! She’s really going to BLOW UP!! i mean SERIOUSLY!! she’s SO COOL!! and all the guys want to DO HER! all the girls want to BE HER!!! anyone who thinks this chick is crazy should go see a therapist because SHE’S NOT CRAZY!! I SWEAR!!!

I detect some sarcasm.- nik

Actin A Fool


THE DIRTY ARMY: nik, my boy kev, actin a fool! clown him dogg. ps, luv tha site kid!

Dennis Rodman? Is that you?- nik

I Had To Laugh


THE DIRTY ARMY: nik, so i was hollerin at some girlies on myspace the other day and got to talkin to this beezy. i told her to email me her “sexiiest” pic she had and she did… this was it.. hahaha!!! ridiculous!

Emailer you are further proof that myspace is for stalkers, and the dude you were cyber-flirting with needs to shave his pits.- nik

He Calls Himself “The Heartbreaker”


THE DIRTY ARMY: nik, this douche calls himself “the heartbreaker” and thinks hes the all time biggest player in north carolina. he needs to realize that hes nothing but a little pu**y that falls in love with anything that walks then proceeds to cheat on it. more like “the homo” to me..

Sorry, I don’t believe that any chick would even date this guy in the first place.- nik

Nik Should I?


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, shes been myspacin me askin me to come thru to her place and bang the sh*t out of her.. but she’ll only send me this pic of her (its the only one he has). should i go after it? im leaving it in your hands nik.

Dude are you crazy? Guarantee she has rolls upon rolls my friend. Your better off on Craigslist. Just sayin’- nik

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