Another Dumb FIDM Sloot

THE DIRTY ARMY: When I first met this chick Jessica she was bragging about how she had been on the dirty so many times, so I came here to check it out. I thought she was cute so I tried to make a move. She tries to act like she wants you in her pants but I found out later that shes a f***ing virgin. She tries really hard to fit in with her army of sk*nks but she just sits around on her untouched, virgin p***y watching her friends be the life of the party. Dont even think about trying to start a convo with her, it’s like talking to a brick wall. I tried to give this girl shots to make her talk but she barely was able to swallow 1… so take that as a hint dont shoot your load in her face. Warning to the DA dont even try to bring this prude wannabe home with you, you’re not getting anywhere. So Nik what do you think? should i try again? Is this warm hole worth the wait?

Not worth it… anyone who has a jenky queen tattoo is a bust in life.- nik

NRP Episode 11  –  The Escort Diaries (Part Two)

The continuation of 'The Escort Diaries' from last episode. Trixie finally opens up about her sex addiction and describes specific sexual encounters with both men and women. Lastly, she shares the key elements for regaining her lost body and soul.

Asking The DA For Some Intel

Asking the DA for Some intel

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik These three were with stitch and the “gtl” crew last satruday at Vanity for the “situations” b-day. See them everywhere like most other bottle rats. Anyone from the DA know if they are worth the cost of a bottle? or better meaning, All show no ho?!

They look like experienced bottle rats, I think they know how to squeeze at least 2 bottles out before giving it up.  Sloots always drink to a certain point and then they immediately need a greg.- nik

Finally Came Out

Flopline finally came out

Flopline finally came out

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik Introducing Matt Fl**, simply he is a doucher. This kid goes to slo with the thought of escaping his past as a cry baby bitch from his home town of san clemente. Little did we know that in SLo town as well he is highly regarded as a miss nancy butthole muncher, cock gobbler, nobby licking rusty trombone giving pipeline bitch as.  The first pic is his coming out party which a bunch of girls threw for hi,m.

I’m sure this was sent in as a joke but I think you may be on to something…I believe he may be holding his greg back being so close to a couple other topless guys.  I’m calling forgy on this forgy.- nik

Blast Her



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik Lizzy needs to take her ass back to the stables in new orleans must suck you ex boyfriend finally got sick of hearing about all the guys you fucked at usc, hollywood promoters, and all his friends that finally came out.someone needs to help her out with her eyebrows too jeeeesh, i hope you graduate fidm and do something with your life go back to new orleans we dont want your underage ugly horse face in la anymore. please nik would you? this girl thinks she is the sht and someone needs to tell her different!

Shes a horse faced sloot with a wrinkly upper lip.- nik

FIDM Troll

F.I.D.M Troll

F.I.D.M Troll

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this troll runs through the streets of Hollywood thinking she’s hot sh** but in actuality she has the face of an abused dog. She goes between LA and SB. this thing needs to be stopped from showing her brown bag worthy face in Cali..FIDM just lets anyone in these days.

Changing your pictures to black and white isn’t gunna make people think you look good, this is for girls who have trouble applying a Mac force field.- nik

Would You Or Your Crew

would u or your crew Nik?

would u or your crew Nik?

THE DIRTY ARMY: hey nik, this chick goes to my school and is always MIA after a few months, shady. so would u or your crew nik?

Answer: No, not even Ari would touch this caveman…besides shes a dyke.

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