Time To Retire


THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik this is Shalya it looks like this women has aged poorly.  I still see this girl working at the strip club, i don’t know how she is able to keep her job.

What the hell is that growth on her arm?- nik

NRP Episode 11  –  The Escort Diaries (Part Two)

The continuation of 'The Escort Diaries' from last episode. Trixie finally opens up about her sex addiction and describes specific sexual encounters with both men and women. Lastly, she shares the key elements for regaining her lost body and soul.

So Soft


THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik this is Aaron he is a dancer or should I say male stripper..Knew this kid was gay since the day I met him ad look at him now, his parents must be proud.

I think the Snuggle Bear is giving him some under the sheets loving.- nik

Jokes On You


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik what do you think this guy was thinking when he walked out his door that morning.  Or better yet what would you do if you saw him lol.

He was thinking about how he could be president someday.- nik

How Do I Look?


THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik I know you love to rag on promoters so heres one for you douchebag Andrew H**per.  Him and his group of friends all work for party boys which I am sure makes no money at all and is just a pipe dream for them.  They all have jobs working as cashiers or some 20k maybe 30k millionaire job and try their hand at promoting.  They are extremely unsuccessful and should give up now, their parties are lame its just a bunch of dudes.  Him and all his promoter friends are a bunch of a**hole douches who think they are the sh*t but as u can see they are big wannabe’s even for promoters.

Put your moobs away douche guido.- nik

The Freaks Come Out At Night


THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik I was having a hard time figuring out what these things were…I seriously still cannot tell if those are chicks or some dudes.

I think these two have interchangeable genitalia.- nik

Ur Hooters Suck


THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik here are some of the Washington D.C. hooter girls…I don’t know how they are still in business out here.  I am dissipointed every time I go to a hooters nowadays.

I love how they put Token and Fatty on the two ends.- nik

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