Hambeast Juggahippo

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, hello. Ok here is one more of the juggalo failures that I feel I should report to you. This one definitely takes the cake, or should I say pie? She goes by the name Sherry “CherryPie” Burton. This big ol beast right here is from New York. What she is, I really do not know. She is a mixture of a lot. She is a juggalo “derp”, she is a hambeast, she is a whale, and she is a hippo. This “thing” right here is your typical 350lb, sweaty, smelly juggalette, which is a female juggalo. She thinks that it is ok to talk trash to other women and tell them they are fat and ugly. In my opinion, she has absolutely no room to say that to anyone at all. She lays claim to a lot of things that she is apparently lying about and I think that it is time to harpoon this whale right out of the water. Let’s get this hippo hambeast exposed for what it really is, and that is disgusting nasty TRASH.

I wonder if she fits in that chair…- nik

NRP Episode 11  –  The Escort Diaries (Part Two)

The continuation of 'The Escort Diaries' from last episode. Trixie finally opens up about her sex addiction and describes specific sexual encounters with both men and women. Lastly, she shares the key elements for regaining her lost body and soul.

Disrespectful Navy Slores

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Look at these shameful Navy whores! Not only are they wearing the uniform disrespectfully, they are dressed slutty, drinking alcohol, and being whores. These are both active duty E5 and E6 sailors from VP-47 in Hawaii, as well as a few wanna-be Navy whore girlfriends. (If you want to wear the uniform like a slut, then why don’t you actually join the Navy?) This picture proves the stereotype of the Navy whore! This is why nobody takes them serious and everything thinks they are sad and pathetic. Navy chicks are the bottom of the barrel of all females and this proves why!!!

Wait, so they’re not in the Navy…- nik

I’m Pretty Sure That Was A Man Before

Are you sure IT was a he?

Are you sure IT was a he?

Are you sure IT was a he?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, look what I found! Remember Ashli from Honolulu, Hawaii?  She was a Myspace Wh*re named Exotic Ashli a few years ago.  So everybody was saying she was a Dude, but now my Friend from Ohua send me this Pictures! Now I am convinced!  Click here to +2’s.

Stop saying “She”.- nik

Beware Of This Photographer

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this wannabe “photographer” is the lowest of scumbags I have ever had the displeasure of meeting. He will hit on literally anything that moves! He uses his daddy’s boat company to try and pick up tourist girls. I’ve heard he uses the boat charter to add them on Facebook and then creeps on all their pictures! To make it worse, I’m friends with his girlfriend and she’s completely unaware of everything he is doing! He needs to be put on blast so that she and everyone else becomes aware of this sleazeball. He’ll talk big talk but trust me, that’s the only thing “big” about him! He sends disgusting pictures of himself to his girls he meets on the boat, even if they aren’t single!

Keep This Thing Away From Your Husbands And Sons

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Karin Rush, 54 year old mother of two from Kihei, Hawaii. This women is the definition of an EWOK (easy women of Kihei). She prays on married men and young boys and when I say young I mean 16 years old!! She is the most disrespectful trashy b*tch around! Not only has she been caught with numerous married men, she was just recently caught sucking off two boys in the bathroom at Ambrosia’s! If your man or son is a regular at “The Triangle” they have most likely had an encounter with this gremlin, so beware! This women is absolutely disgusting in every way! We need to rid Maui of this predator once and for all!

Isn’t that the chick who banged Kevin Costner’s caddie in Tin Cup.- nik

Pervert Masturbating In His Car

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I have unfortunately seen this guy sitting in his car naked while masturbating twice now. He parks along the Ala Wai Canal during the day, sits in the passenger seat, opens the passenger door, and masturbates while watching people walking by. The first time I saw this perverted naked guy I was shocked and disgusted. The second time I saw him masturbating I came from behind his car and saw over his shoulder. He was staring at a girl walking by and stroking himself. I got his license plate number and called the cops. He saw me and got out of the car before the cops arrived. I’ve attached a photo of his car and license plate number NVC-854. It appears he goes to University of Hawaii and lives in Waikiki somewhere along the Ala Wai Canal. Someone needs to do something about this guy, what if a child saw him? What if he hurts someone? Someone sick enough to masturbate in public for a thrill has the propensity to take things further.

I always tell people never to trust any guy who drives a Sebring.- nik

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