THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, your website usually has the worst of the worst when it comes to ugly women. However, when I go back to the real world here in Chicago, I’m faced with girls like THIS. Why…why? WHY?!?! Why do girls think it’s okay to leave the house like this? Potbellys, back rolls, saggy t*ts, these girls have it all. Even a camel toe making an appearance out this past V-day weekend?! Number #2’s dress looks like it belongs to her skinnier little sister…Actually none of these girls fit in their outfits. And the chunkiest one of all is baring her belly?! The closest thing we have to “hot” is girl #1 on the far left, who has tree trunks for legs…is this what I have to deal with in Chicago? Please Nik, tell me what city a guy has to move to to find a decent looking chick. Preferably one that hasnt been seen naked all over the internet already, either.