Lovers Lane

THE DIRTY ARMY: First this girl gets knocked up in high school and convinces her boyfriend he’s the father (which hes not) and gets him to MARRY HER or threatens he’ll never see his son Anthony, she refused to get a real job till now, she currently works at lovers lane and sells condoms and sex toys for a living to support her drug habit while her child basically lives off no money and she barely sees him, cause she pawns him off on his fake fathers family and her sisters… She is known for fcking guys with girlfriends and she’s still married but apparently might be pregnant with another mans child… As a mother to a beautiful baby boy and lucky enough to have the biological father still in my life I don’t know whether to call DCSF or just pray for the poor child

Paternity tests are not hard to do….and I release you!- nik

NRP Episode 11  –  The Escort Diaries (Part Two)

The continuation of 'The Escort Diaries' from last episode. Trixie finally opens up about her sex addiction and describes specific sexual encounters with both men and women. Lastly, she shares the key elements for regaining her lost body and soul.

What happened to Abercrombie

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so I walked into Abercrombie a couple months ago, and couldn’t help but notice this picture on the wall of Abercrombie Kids. I thought Abercrombie models were suppose to have abs.. I mean, he fits the “All American Look,” yet lacks the abs Abercrombie & Fitch is “known for.” But let’s have you decide.

The casting director must of finally come out of the closet.- nik

Wanna be Nicole Marie

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, as you already know this is the famous wanna be Nicole Marie; Stephanie Vitale. She has been obsessed with Nicole Marie’s boyfriend Lando for about 2 years now. Has fcked half of Chicago and if you ask any guy how her vagina looked before she got surgery on it they would say DISGUSTING. Aside from that she’s a stripper at Heavenly Bodies. This weekend she turned 21 and had her birthday party at Castle Chicago with her only two friends Karina who works with her and Vanessa another unknown sloot. Like always Bryan Lando got his teeth knocked out once again by her other boyfriend Mark. Different club, same shit. Now a little advice to this disgusting skank.. Sweetie you can wear all the dark clothing you want & draw on your eyebrows as much as you want, but you will NEVER look like Nicole Marie or be her. Save your self the embarrassment and stop showing your face downtown. Get an education and do something with your life. You can’t be a stripper forever. Nik, what’s your opinion on this Chicago trash?

Don’t embarrass yourself, keep your clothes on.- nik

Cheating, “Life Coach” Scam

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik I met this guy on okcupid. under the username &***tickperson1". At the beginning he seemed to be a wonderful, humanitarian, unique, intellectual guy but after 7 months of being a relationship with him he turned into my biggiest nightmare. Sirmetrius Howard sells himself as one of Bob Procter’s "Life Success Consultants" however, his highest education was high school and he is a 7 year college dropout. Through his website sirmetriushoward. he offers services for "Becoming a millionaire, being successful and achieving your goals" however, he does not put into practice what he teaches in her personal life. The website is a scam and is only a tool for Sirmetrius to steal money from business owners. He is 31 years old, lives with his mother, drives his sisters car, works a 9-5 minimum wage job as a customer service rep and owes $12,000+ in child support for his 2 teenage kids. This amount does not include child support for 2 additional small children who he concieved while being on vacation in Puerto Rico with some random local. He currently denies and refuses to give his last name to those children and is running from child support. When on vacation he knocked up some local and cheated on his 5 year girlfriend who he lived with in Chicago. He is a sex addict (15+ partners) and has admitted to having sex with both men and women. He refuses to wear protection and manipulates women threatening to leave them if they don’t have unprotected sex with them. He speaks horribly about all his ex’s including his childrens mother. He humilliates women and treats them like sex objects. He is a self proclamed "pimp" and sends the women he meets at clubs to sleep with his friends and then receives money from them in exchange. He gave one of his ex girlfriends Mollu**** Contagiosum (sexually transmitted decease). He has gone to jail 5 times for domestic violence. You can find one of his mugshots at hl . When its his weekend to take his children he leaves them at his mothers house and goes out to club to live his double life. His favorite club to hang out is Subterranean in Chicago. There, you will find him every Thursday with a different girl, looking to hook his friends up so he can receive his portion of the money. Sirmetrius loves to lie and stole $650 from me when he told me he needed to pay his child support. He spent the $650 on male/female prostitutes,strippers and clubbing with his friends.

What language is this written in?- nik


THE DIRTY ARMY: Sally Jordan is not pretty at all, if anything she looks like Fiona from the Disney movie Shrek. Has a pig nose with a weird shaped round head. Just because you fuk all the photographers who shoot you DOESN’T make you a model. She’s 4’9, that height will make her a very successful model one day LOL!!!! And also a very well known south side sloot. Would you Nik?

Answer: No, there’s a reason she cropped herself in the corner.


THE DIRTY ARMY: Looking throughout hot girls’ photo shoots and came across this. What exactly is this suppose to be? Is this a typical wanna be model pregnant sloot from Chicago?

Not an attractive angle, may have just been peeking for a nipple.- nik

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