THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Samantha Lynn Goudie. The girl tried to storm the field at an Iowa game and was arrested. She later tweeted about how cool she is that she blew a 3.41… what an idiot if you ask me, I’m sure her family that is paying for school is so proud to see their daughter all over national headlines with enough alcohol in her system to literally kill her. Keep it up Miss Cool. At least this does prove why Iowa got the number 1 partying college this year. Meth can really make you drink a ton.
Sam is about a 3.41888271 in the looks category as well.- nik