Premature Pham

THE DIRTY ARMY: Meet Matt Pham. This squint-eyed shit has slept with every girl in West County, Valley Park, and down at Mizzou. He c*ms in one minute, on a good day. His dick is small, he really fits his stereotype. He’ll fck anything that walks, and I wouldn’t be surprised if he has the clap. He treats people like shit, and thinks he’s better than everyone else. He beats his mom when he’s drunk. Altogether, worthless scum. Jackoff. Do-gooder. Maggot. Asian. Gringo.

NRP Episode 11  –  The Escort Diaries (Part Two)

The continuation of 'The Escort Diaries' from last episode. Trixie finally opens up about her sex addiction and describes specific sexual encounters with both men and women. Lastly, she shares the key elements for regaining her lost body and soul.

St. Charles Biggest Douchebag

THE DIRTY ARMY: Here is 32 year old Taylor Patterson, one of the biggest douchebags of St. Charles County. He not only goes out everynight to a bar or the casino but has had two DWI’s & the second one he hasn’t done anything about. He thinks he is one big stud when deep down he’s a no good loser who uses women & then after he gets what he wants he just stops talking to them. He drives a big ass van known as the “rape van” has a filthy house, works in the car business, & apparently can’t keep it in his pants. Who knows what diseases he has, I feel sorry for any girl that encounters this fcker!! Karma dude, karma.

Samantha Campion

THE DIRTY ARMY: Homewrecking whore, has had and given chl***a to multiple people. Druggie. Has kids with different dads, altogether gross slut.

West County’s Brittany Early

THE DIRTY ARMY: BRITTANY EARLY. This sloot is disgusting. Everyone in west county has her tit pics, she’ll send you nudes before she sends them to her boyfriends just to get your opinion on them. She also likes to send videos of her fingering herself to girls and guys. She has had sex with everyone and their cousins. Her dad\’s a cop and if she dosent like you and you’re doing illegal shit she’ll send him on you. She has gotten the clap multiple times and shes only 18. WHO KNOWS WHAT ELSE SHE HAS

Sophie Sassafras / Kansas City burlesque

THE DIRTY ARMY: Sophie is a user, a thief, a liar, a cheat and worst of all, delusional about having talent. She says that she’s a retro girl for hire. To me that means give her money for sex. She collects sugar daddies on facebook who pay her for cheap thrills. She tries her damnedest to be a local celebrity. But she uses up her resources with a circle of people and then has to move on. She says she’s a performer, but she stumbled through the same bit every show. She says she’s a producer, but her shows are full of fatty chicks and bad burlesque. She says she’s An mc and radio dj but she has no public speaking skills. She will use you fot your weed and your drink buying generosity and then move along when you run out. Her Mom pays her rent while she steals from charity organizations. Nobody in kc likes her or takes her seriously. But she genuinely thinks she’s one bar gig away from stardom. Avoid this girl at all costs unless youre just looking to get laid. Cover your nose though. She’s been known to have stank vag.

Drag Queen

THE DIRTY ARMY: First off this chic thinks she’s gorgeous and gods gift to this planet.she is so stuck up her own ass,all she does is brag about herself and everything she has.she just got off of welfare which helped her get her nice apartment and her food stamps.she’s a sloppy drunk ,a method head going on her second dui and all she does is party at the local bars why her parents raise her kid.she’s fat ,ugly,big,she’s far from gods gift ,she looks,like a drag queen

You keep saying she…- nik

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