THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Andrea. She is 28 and is from David City. She is an LPN and has 3 kids. She drinks all the time and hangs out at grata and brothers when she is in town and normally finds a “ride” home. She likes making sex tapes and pics with guys as well as being tied up, handcuffed and rough dirty sex. Sounds great except she does this with about 4 different guys regularly while having a bf. She is a pathological liar and is only interested in raunchy sex and herself. She has major anger issues and is very cold and bitter. For only being 28 with 3 kids with two different dads you would think she would want to find something more than just sex. However this is all she has time for and will tell you everything you want to hear so she can get what she wants.

Must be covering up a chub. no homo.- nik

NRP Episode 11  –  The Escort Diaries (Part Two)

The continuation of 'The Escort Diaries' from last episode. Trixie finally opens up about her sex addiction and describes specific sexual encounters with both men and women. Lastly, she shares the key elements for regaining her lost body and soul.

Claire Does Not Have +2s

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here’s more real pictures of Claire.  Everyone is saying her rack is fake but it is 100% real, thats why here in Nebraska we have real and natural girls.  They don’t need to have surgery in order to look hot like you guys do in Hollywood.  Our chicks  have incredible genes.  Not like yours.

That’s why girls in Nebraska look like dudes after one child… they take pride in their realness.- nik

ALSO SEE: Nebraska Girls Are Actually Very Hot And All Natural

Nebraska Girls Are Actually Very Hot And All Natural

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Claire, she is a sophomore at UNL. I know you’re a blonde girl type of guy, but this girl has a great (real) rack, pretty eyes, and a petit body. She also is an EXTREMELY talented singer and intelligent. So would you? and if not, what would it take? This is to prove not all Nebraska girls are hicks, that look like their parents were related.

Answer: No, even though Claire photoshops well her nose is too natural for me. I am willing to review more REAL images though. I can’t tell if her eye color is photoshopped as well. Not bad for Nebraska, but she seems normal looking for the rest of America.

Marcus Roy, Aka Sleep B

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik meet Marcus Roy… Also known as SLEEPY B. Is a lying pathetic manwhore. Someone i once considered my “best fried”. Lied to me used me. Did so many nice things to get into my pants. i told him i had stronger feelings than just friends… mind you wed been talking a while… and boom just leaves… mind you right after i said this the following week was valentines day he bought me roses and chocolates and then whamm “no kiddo just friends” This is bull shit. And no he supposedly engaged but you go on meet me and he’s hooking up with everyone and there mother. dont doubt he was doing the same with me.

That verse on his arm is a lie.- nik

I’m Assuming Leper Is Off The Drugs

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m friends with Leper on Facebook and I swear I think she has finally changed for good. She doesn’t post anything crazy and hasn’t been posting pictures with random drug addicted losers like she has in the past. Also she has gained a ton of weight which is a great sign that she is eating good and not staying up all night getting cracked out. This is awesome for Leper and I hope she doesn’t fall off the train this time.

Now all she needs is to find true love.- nik

Lauren Is Always Classy

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I couldn’t help but notice Lauren being put on blast about a week ago, and was sad someone beat me to it. Not that long ago she was trying to get on one of my friends. She kept calling him wasted from her “business” MESH completely wasted, telling him to come up there. He didn’t want anything to do with her after he brought her to one of his buddies house for after hours and she took off all her clothes in the bathroom and walked out completely naked and tried to hop on everything with a greg. Once my friend stopped returning her calls, she started showing up at his work with her friends and following him everywhere. I’m thinking harassment charges will be happening soon, and by the looks of it, he’s not the only one she has been harassing. I put up a few pictures because I’m just confused why this girl thinks she is god’s gift to men?

Do you think she has embraced her chin?- nik

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