How Do I Get A Nik Richie Approved Body


THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik! First time poster, longtime reader. So, I’m curious…beyond getting +2’s, how does a girl achieve the coveted DA Nik Richie-approved body? I already know that heavy weights are a no-no, but I would like some tips on how to achieve the perfect bod. Yes, I live in Oklahoma (and already know how you feel about us Okie girls) and find the people in my state repulsive (we are always one of the fattest states in the nation). It’s really not that difficult to be attractive in this state, but I want to know that tips and tricks of getting that perfect bod (like your fave Renee). Running, yoga, cutting carbs? Thanks in advance!

I’m not a girl, I have no idea. If I were you I would focus on your diet, cardio and hip abductor machines. Plus, green coffee bean seems to work for a lot of chicks I know. If all else fails, tell a doctor you have A.D.D. or A.D.H.D.- nik

NRP Episode 12  –  Charlie Sheen Exposed - Kacey Jordan Tells All

Just days after Charlie Sheen announced that he is HIV positive; pornstar Kacey Jordan shares her detailed sexual encounter with Charlie during his days of addiction and ‘Tiger Blood.’ Kacey explains why she chose to abort their possible unborn child.

A Dangerous Liar

THE DIRTY ARMY: Jeffrey David Storey is the kind of guy who can seem to go out of his way for you, make you feel like you’re special to him, come across as so genuine and sweet, but actually be fucking a 16 year old on the side. I’m just the latest victim in a long string of both men and women to fall prey to his deception. No matter how sincere he seems, or how many hours per day he spends talking to you and telling you how he misses you and all this garbage, and no matter how perfectly nice you are to him he WILL screw you over and it’ll hurt a lot.

Ashlynn Babb

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Meet Tulsa Oklahoma’s finest Ashlynn Babb. to much of my surprise she nor her sister (which isn’t much different from her) hasn’t been posted on here so I have to do the honors. This girl Idolizes Paris Hilton, and you can guess why… She’s a Slut from the toes up using her twat to such up as much coin as she can to support her mad MDMA and ecstasy addiction she just can’t or WON’T shake. Lets also mention her suicidal rants she starts via social media after she gets busted for wrecking relationships one after another. Many Tulsa locals as well as myself are just dying to hear what you have to say about this beanpole.

A ponytail would throw up a big question mark.- nik

The Girl Who Cried Rape

THE DIRTY ARMY: Meet Taylor Mitchell, this dog is a grade A SLUT. what makes it even better is the fact that she is in complete understanding of this accusation in which prompts her to cry rape occasionally after having a full night of drunken sloppy sex with a stranger and waking up with regret. Pathetically she showed up to the funeral of one of the guys that she falsely claimed had raped her and made it out to be about her. This cunt has no class.

People throw that term around loosely these days.- nik

Claire Collins is a Good Example

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik! DA strong! Just wanted to give girls a good example of what they will look like after a lifestyle of partying. I see all these girls on here strung out on Pepsi and wanting to be models, well here’s what you could end up looking like if you choose that life. I know this girl very well. She did Meth and Pepsi soo much that it literally caused these craters in her face. What’s sad is that this girl is soo cracked out, she thinks shes a model and will be a famous musician. Drugs make bitches like this DELUSIONAL. She has DRD plus He***itis C from dirty needle uses. Anyone who sleeps with Claire Collins will end up 6 ft under. So here you go ladies, if you want to be a porta potty and do drugs like its a meal plan….look forward to face craters! Your choice!

Kristopher Jason Carr Deadbeat Dad

THE DIRTY ARMY: Kristopher Jason Carr of Healdton, Oklahoma, formerly of Lebanon, TN, Gordonville, TN. He says he’s an army brat, so he’s lived in several cities. He has several children running around the country he’s not taking care of. Kristopher Jason Carr is a deadbeat dad avoiding work because his checks will be garnished for his multiple offspring he’s procreated and abandoned. He has a so-called company he allegedly runs called ProWebSEO. He is a criminal and should be treated as such. Many people he associates with are involved in meth, hence he most likely is, as well. Mr. Carr is active in multiple online forums and has created multiple Facebook pages to target and harass individuals who do not share his same beliefs. We have had reports of this individual accessing others’ Facebook, as well as other accounts without their knowledge. For your own security and protection, it would be best never share music files or download anything this individual wants to share online. Do not click a link he provides because individuals like Carr obtain your IP address with bogus links designed to hack your social media account. Below is the order for garnishment for failure to pay child support on the children he never speaks of. Get the priorities together Kristopher Jason Carr.. The link is a court record of a child support order.The zero balance is not the balance of the child support, that’s the balance of the court costs. Child support balances are not noted on this order, those are private. Jason Carr is a deadbeat. 

Such a blue belt thing to do.- nik

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