THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik meet Reba Tolles. Between the bros and I we refer to her as tinder or quick stick…because this girl spends more time playing with the stick of any male who gives her the time of day than the LAX sticks she poses so much with. I met her about 5 months ago on the app called tinder, after talking a few weeks I finally got lucky. Luck wasn’t that tough though, this girl only needed a few beers to create sin (heads up for those who met her on tinder). little does she know that my homie was also talking to her on the app,and she became the joke of our house and our crew. Who else aims for the easiest looking girl in the room? If you see her out and about you can identify her by her “I’m smart but I’ll act stupid” for attention gig, or by her un maintained hair…I even offered to let her use my comb when she stayed at my house and she denied. She’s easily fcked over 10 guys just from tinder, I’d hate to imagine the number counting the ones who she allowed to slide it in at the parties she’s always at. In a bikini she has a camel toe..probably cause the meat curtain she has hanging inside from all the dicks smashing her. Don’t let her good girl act fool you, this girl has some serious daddy issues. Talk to anyone who knows her and they will say she has a pretty smile, but once she thinks you’re interested she will start talking with the brains of a 6th grader. Her bff ash is a cut..never let her double date your homie + she smiles like she suffers from constipation.