Will Chuck For Molly

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik she does absolutely nothing with her life except talk BIG FKING SHIT on twitter, but is a chicken shit little ussy in real life, won’t even look in your direction. lost every friend she’s ever had because she’s the fakest bitch on the planet, but claims everyone else is fake and she’s the only real one. claims she’s the hottest bitch out there cause of her big boobs but seems to forget that big boobs don’t compensate for a busted face, fat stomach, and flat ass. girl needs a serious reality check. must be all the drugs she does, but oh, claims everyone else is a scumbag drug addict. all the shit she talks about everyone else is really just referring to herself. got kicked out of school, loses every job she has, but takes pride in her huge career in “club promoting” at some nobody club in north jersey hahahahah idk why i’m even putting this under “colleges” cause she doesn’t go to one. has fcked over 35 guys (yes she keeps count, proud of it) and only just turned 20. let her best friend suck her boyfriends dick right in front of her face just so she could fck his best friend (fair game right). only talks shit about people shes jealous of, which is everyone, cause everyone’s better than her. forever stuck in the high school mentality. had to move out of brick cause everyone hates her. only person she has is her nobody friend alyssa who isn’t even worth mentioning other than that she’ll fck anything that walks. god help her if she ever steps foot in her own hometown again. nastiest sluttiest bitch you’ll ever meet, so pray you never have to meet this fat fck.

Next time you go out you should replace your thong with a diaper.- nik

NRP Episode 12  –  Charlie Sheen Exposed - Kacey Jordan Tells All

Just days after Charlie Sheen announced that he is HIV positive; pornstar Kacey Jordan shares her detailed sexual encounter with Charlie during his days of addiction and ‘Tiger Blood.’ Kacey explains why she chose to abort their possible unborn child.

All She Does Is Party

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, DO NOT COME TO JERSEY!!! I felt i should warn you because these girls are what you will find. Hopefully your daughter does not grow up like these idiots. These girls just emulate what they see on tv and dress like hookers to get attention because they are so fcking ugly. The skinny bird looking one has no body and a huge nose yet she claims she is hot in some way. The other one is a fat chubster who is trying to dress as slutty as possible before she gains like 50 lbs more than she already weighs. So this summer you will see fat slampigs in jersey… that for some reason think that dressing this way is hot. PS. their motto is All We Do Is Fck And Party…. this goes to show you their parents have failed miserably to raise such trash with no morals or values, i blame the tv show.

You can see it in her thighs.  If she was a once a weeker she wouldn’t have to hike her shorts up so high.- nik

I Blame Whale Wars

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I blame Whale Wars for making every chubby girl in the world think they can make it as a model. This girl Jessica Jean apparently has some sort of false confidence that I blame Whale Wars for. Not only is this girl chubby, but look how big and bumpy her nose is…. did she get it broken like 8 times? If this is what mermaids look like then I would rather be surrounded by sharks with no help in sight and take my chances. This girl needs 3 things before stepping or swimming in front of a camera 1.Lipo 2. Nose Job 3. Boob Job … Whale Wars you are ruining America!!!

For those of you who don’t know “Whale Wars” is Kate Upton’s Dirty Celeb name.- nik

Jersey’s Stephanie Mangini

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Stephanie Mangini. I want to say I know all of this because I got my greg wet with this girl.  She has been the biggest wh*re since middle school and even before that. Her front 4 teeth are fake because she got into a fight with a some spanish girls she talked sh*t to.  Check out who she was hanging out with… poor Situation that guy is done for.

The first image looks like true love. I haven’t heard the name Situation in awhile. Is that guy still alive?- nik

Melusine Got Creepy On Me

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I need your help!!! This girl Melusine is from Ocean Grove New Jersey and is a complete stalker. She started messaging me and I told her very nicely “no offense but I’m not attracted to big girls”. This is when she got creepy. She told me that she is not a big girl and proceeded to send me her ModelMayhem profile so I could see how she is so sexy. She has herself listed as “Athletic body”… haha…. I am so sick of fat girls calling themselves a million different things besides the truth…. athletic, curvy, fabulous etc. I looked at this girls profile and it says she weighs 180lbs!!! and if you look at her pictures you can obviously see that she is very chubby… with stretchmarks on her stomach and loose flabby skin on her arms and she told me “look at my photos and try not to j*zz all over yourself”. So I need your advice or outlook. Why is it that big girls seem to be in denial about their bodies? I am not perfect but I am self aware of my flaws and what i need to work on… however this girl seems to think she is some amazingly hot model. What is your take?

I don’t see muscle in the 180 pounds.- nik

Warning To Girls In The Area

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this guys name is Ernie Muska he likes to get on the good side of girls mainly on facebook. Once he does he goes all against them. He did this with a really good friend of mine where he posted her on here and on another site. It ruined her life. I am posting him on here and the other site to give him a taste of what he did. Let this be a warning to all. You cannot mess with people without thinking that it would come back to bite you.

He looks pretty cool to me..- nik

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