Mike Wilkerson

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This dirtbag Mike Wilkerson is the dumbest person in New Jersey… so basically the dumbest of the dumb. Of course like every black dude, he claims he is “gangsta” yet he wears abercrombie and aeropostale. Then sometimes he brags about his mom leasing a porsche… yea… leasing. Not to mention the fact that he drives around his bummy 97 nissan sentra bumping nicki minaj. So which one is he.. gangsta or rich.. lol with his mom having a porsche lease haha. Anyway, the only thing “gangsta” about this kid is his literacy level. Mike cannot speak one full sentence of American English. His rich parents apparently could not afford to pay for him to be educated. He speaks like “he be doin, what he be sayin, who be dat” He also wasn’t even smart enough to get into college yet he lives near Rutgers so like every black dude, he just drives there on the weekends to find a white girl drunk enough to put up with his ugly mug. Just a warning ladies,… little mikey is a bum and a wannabe who has a 5th grade reading level. That who he be!

It comes down to getting excepted, which he wasn’t.- nik

NRP Episode 12  –  Charlie Sheen Exposed - Kacey Jordan Tells All

Just days after Charlie Sheen announced that he is HIV positive; pornstar Kacey Jordan shares her detailed sexual encounter with Charlie during his days of addiction and ‘Tiger Blood.’ Kacey explains why she chose to abort their possible unborn child.

Lorelei Linklater

THE DIRTY ARMY: Ok kids.. if you happen to see this little number trampin around any and all major cities, be warned. she is a psyyco bitch. She’s done more drugs than Jim Morrison and McJagger combined and is a total freak now. she thinks she’s hot shit cause her dads some douchy film director, but she wasn’t pretty enough or something to go into acting and now desperately tries to get porn gigs. she calls herself an “artist” and a “goth” cause a psychic told her she was posessed by some demon. so now she’s all tortured and all she does is sit in her room and write shitty poetry about boyz she likes and will never have a chance with. she’s probably going to die soon.. but whatever she told me it’d be a relief. probably good for the world too. ugh, lorelei linklater is fcking confuzed sonuvabitch she’l give you a great time but she’s a fcking evil maniac.

There’s something about those heart shape lips chicks pencil in that makes me think they have a T.O.D’s…don’t do it.- nik

Super Slim Sexy Slut

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Nik, Nik, Erika Lynn is a high school drop out party girl turned stripper. Very rare for a Puerto Rican Jersey Girl. She can be seen at clubs all over Jersey with her but hanging out, grinding guys crotches and making out with her girls. Slim tight body, no tits, perfect little ass. No Tattoos, no body piercings. Would you jam more than a dollar in her panties?

Looks like she knows how to work her way into a bottle.- nik

Not Everything Jwoww Does Is Hot

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, just thought we needed some Jersey Shore love on here due to the hurricane. Here is Jwoww, obviously posing during her costume fitting for Svedka vodka. ..but does Svedka mean Sweat? because her nose is literally inches away from that pool of sweat of an amrpit stain on her outfit..the new Sweatka Vodka… tastes just like Jwowws arm pits…. yum.

I thought she wore that last year?- nik

Clearly You Know Nothing About Sandy

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, DA strong for a long time. You’ve helped change me from a good looking natural blonde, to a smoking hot mom and wife, including fabulous +2s, ITG, perfect skin, real hair, the whole works. Thanks to you, my hubby is really happy and my kids have a super fun mom. However, as much as I love this site, you clearly have no idea about hurricane Sandy. I reside in Moorestown, NJ and have a beach house on the sand right outside of Seaside Heights, NJ. As of this morning, our boardwalk is gone. We are missing an entire pier, and there is 3-5 feet of water covering the entire island! The beach is gone. The debri slammed into multiple towns, destroying almost everything in it’s path. I am uncertain if my house still stands. Yes, inland we just experienced “a little bit of extra rain.” But those along the coastline will be lucky to have a beach left, let alone a house after this. Please, have a little compassion and do your research thoroughly before you make your statements! We look to you for TRUTH. Here is a picture taken about one block away from my beach house.

I’m actually concerned about where people are donating their money towards Sandy… there are a ton of scams stealing peoples money so be careful. If you know of a scam foundation please include the link in the comments section so people can stay away from them. My thoughts and prayers go out the families in NJ… I was born in Jersey, our blood never surrenders.- nik

Dana Marie Livingston Is Positive She Is A Model

THE DIRTY ARMY: This is Dana Marie Livingston who claims that her pudgy gut and rat face will make her famous. In every single picture she pulls her underwear down to the very tip of her vag so that a bunch of 70 year old guys will tell her how beautiful she is. She apparently realizes that no one would look at her unless she shows off her saggers and loose gut. As you can see in every picture she is sucking in her gut and only takes pictures from the side of her face because she also has a fat face . Anway nik, please tell this delusional girl that saggy boobs, a pudgy stomach, and a rat face smile is not going to get her anywhere except a back up dancer for soulja boy…. Dana… more time at the gym… less time taking pictures.

Delusions play tricks on the mind.- nik

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