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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was thinking you should send out an official request to your army to begin sending in the dirt so we can see what this years freshman have to offer. Let College Season Begin???

Attention all college students, are you in a gay frat? Do you have a roommate who doesn’t shower? Do you know a new freshman who does the walk of shame as many times as they play “tonight is a good night”? The world needs to know and is open for business. Studying is overrated… be my friend, it is cooler.- nik

Lets get a jump on College Season and Submit Your Dirt Here

If you don’t see your school just email me to add it.  Freshman 15 for life!

NRP Episode 11  –  The Escort Diaries (Part Two)

The continuation of 'The Escort Diaries' from last episode. Trixie finally opens up about her sex addiction and describes specific sexual encounters with both men and women. Lastly, she shares the key elements for regaining her lost body and soul.

Things Are Bigger In Texas, Even Hack Jobs


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik here are some more pictures of the girl with the hack-job. Seriously…the girl has her nipples hanging out ALL the time. She is always making out with beat chicks and taking pictures of it. What female would want to make out with this? Her boobs are the only thing that make her look like she has any curves at all…her calves are the size of most females arms. Her biceps are wrist size. It’s kind of disturbing. I am starting to wonder if the girl eats anything! I am also starting to wonder if her boobs stay like that when she doesn’t have a shirt on!

She sure does put a lot of stress on her +2’s… maybe because one is bigger than the other and she is trying to hide it.- nik

Ed Farty Hits New Low


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Man how low can you go taken at a shell gas station / taco bell super classy right next to the $1 tall boys. Willis Texas that’s in the country..

No one is going to buy it. Nothing can sell in the shadow of glorious Hat & T-shirt combos.- nik

Shim Water?

True Alien of Dallas?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, it seems like Travolta’s models just seem to be getting worse and worse!! WTF is that turquois thing on the right???

When will the FDA step in and prevent that water from more turning more girls into Shims?

TT Swim Team, Would You?


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this pic is a little old, but would you with any of them back then?

Answer: No. But I can tell you the far right is the slowest. Nice anchors.- nik




THE DIRTY ARMY: This is Shakera/Shay, Why did she have to change her name a move AGAIN, because no body in dallas/San Antonio/Hunnington beach or VEGAS likes her she starts drama, tells lies, and thinks she is the hottest sh*t on planet earth. She fat or pregnant you never know with her she post it on myspace that she was expecting all a sudden you see her out drinking, This girl looks like a mix between a horse and a cow the only thing she has going for her is a boobs and she didnt even buy those. Gargle B!tch YEE-HA!

I didn’t know horses liked water?- nik

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