Worst Red Lobster Customer Ever


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this happened at a Red Lobster in Tennessee. It makes me sick to my stomach someone would do this to another person. Red Lobster should release this customers name.

It looks like a David Welker from the signature. Definitely a Peyton Manning fan.- nik

NRP Episode 11  –  The Escort Diaries (Part Two)

The continuation of 'The Escort Diaries' from last episode. Trixie finally opens up about her sex addiction and describes specific sexual encounters with both men and women. Lastly, she shares the key elements for regaining her lost body and soul.

Former Tennessee Titan Cheerleader Accused Of Trying To Seduce A 12 Year Old Boy

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, how crazy is this story?  This is Elizabeth (Leigh) Garner, she is a 42 year old former Tennessee Titan cheerleader who is accused of trying to seduce the preteen by fondling his penis and trying to pull down his pants. She allegedly followed the boy to the bathroom during a party at his parents’ house and, police say, asked if he’d “ever been with a woman.”  What is going on with the NFL and the cheerleaders?

She didn’t take the plea deal. Elizabeth is going to stand trial for allegedly offering a 12-year-old boy oral sex. Sounds like a money making book in her future.- nik

Kyle Mass

THE DIRTY ARMY: WHO: KYLE MAAS WHEN: NOW WHY: Because people need to know WHERE: MT. JULIET TN  WHAT: …….. If you know Kyle Maas you know he comes across as a smart, sarcastic, witty, intelligent individual. He is your typical tall, dark, and andsome charmer. He uses the “oh i own my own business” “i love to travel” “i snowboard” ” i love the outdoors” cards to get his women. Kyle Maas comes across as a guy who is as he would say “very picky” about what girls he chooses to be associated with and if you didn’t know him you would probably agree. What you all don’t know about Kyle is his one flaw that he doesn’t like to share with people. Kyle Maas has drd, and no I don’t mean drd of the mouth. He has GENITAL drd. I bet he never told you all about that secret. He chooses to not inform the girls he sleeps with that he has this disease because that would as he says “fck up his game”. Well for all you ladies out there who think Kyle is such a perfect catch remember  it doesn’t go away, for all you ladies out there who HAVE slept with Mr. Kyle Maas please go get yourselves tested, and for all the gentleman out there who have slept with any of these ladies who have slept with Kyle PLEASE GO GET YOURSELVES TESTED. KYLE MAAS YOUR SECRET HAS BEEN REVEALED as it should be. As if that isn’t bad enough Kyle is known for cheating on every girlfriend he has ever had. He cheated on the girl he dated for almost 5 years with a 52 year old woman he met at a bar one night. He has slept with over 145 different girls, As long as “it has a vagina he will fck it. KYLE MAAS IS NASTY!!!!!!! For all the dudes out there, here is a List of some of the know girls he has been with. 1. Brooke Leichhardt – fat as fuk 2. Jessie Mason – whore who had a fiance 3. Jessi Turner – busted redhead bitch 4. Morgan Tomlinson – has drd, and was married at the time 5. Crystal Watters – ghetto bartender 6. Brittany Ussery – gave her drd  7. Allie Moffit – butter face 8. Alli Williamson – who hasent fuked her 9. Angie Mazzucchelli – big ole gal 10.Ryanne Rother – the old bitch 11. Katy Parris – friends girlfriend

Give It To Me Straight

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi, Nik. I’ve always wondered what sort of thing I could do to distract from my large forehead. Is there any sort of way to lower my hairline? I was also planning on fixing the tip of my nose, but I don’t know where to start. I included a recent photo to see if you could help?

Bangs!  If you have a puffy neck cut down on things that make you bloated and watch it shrink away.- nik

Do You Like Her Changes


THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik love the site. This girl was posted back in 2009 and wanted to update you guys.  She has since moved to Hollywood and has actually been in a few movies.  She is basically living the dream.  She now has some superb +2’s and as you can see has still maintained her pretty face. What do you think of all her changes and her new +2’s?

Next time just say that you took my advice and thank me instead of the self promotion.- nik

Waka Flocka’s Brother Is Back

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you guys rememeber Waka’s little brother Kson from Nashville?  Well he is back!!! Also rumored that he is messing around with one of Waka’s artist Star Murphy. I can’t believe he’s f*cking around with his brothers artist. Lets see how far he gets with this one!  That is not good for her career and it sucks to see how Kson is holding her back.

Is Star Murphy pregnant like Amber? They have the same stomach.- nik

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