How Can I Get My Cousin Not To Be A Porta Potty

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, my cousin is a junior at UT and this summer I showed her TheDirty and we got our laughs on all the hilarious and ridiculous stuff on here. But lately, I think she’s becoming obsessed with becoming a porta potty. She sees the porta potties here and on instagram and sees their “glamorous” life and knows exactly what they do, but is still hellbent on becoming a porta potty. She’s in the pre-med track and has a lot going for her but is stressed out and struggling and thinks this is the only way to pay for med school. I thought it would be funny showing her this site, but now I think i’ve made a huge mistake. I really don’t want her to go down this route. It’s gross and dangerous. I know she reads this site. Can you help me convince her not to do this? Please?

I heard Vision models is the new PP agency… that’s what Hack told me.- nik

NRP Episode 11  –  The Escort Diaries (Part Two)

The continuation of 'The Escort Diaries' from last episode. Trixie finally opens up about her sex addiction and describes specific sexual encounters with both men and women. Lastly, she shares the key elements for regaining her lost body and soul.

Another Bristol Sloot

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Brandy, as you can see from the pictures she hangs out with Elizabeth who was just submitted. She has a child as well but it seems like she decided to not be a mom for the moment. She plays for both teams so she don’t even discriminate with gender. She has the gift that keeps on giving. So this is a warning to everyone in the Bristol VA/TN area, BE CAREFUL WITH THIS ONE.

That guy doesn’t like what he seeing either.- nik

Nik Richie’s Top 5

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik—kinda new to you and THE DIRTY but already a huge fan. I’m completely intrigued by you, I love that you point out the flaws of chicks that 99% of men would be like “Hell Yeah I’d hit that”. Most men claim to be “picky” but you truly are. So my question is who are a few names that top the list of Nik’s “I WOULD”? Also would you with Kate Upton?

No, Kate Upton is fat (photoshop is for liars). My #1 is Amber Heard… unfortunately Johnny Depp is Greg Blocking me right now.- nik 

Racist Idiot

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this college chick is a disgusting racist. Everyone needs to see this, especially her potential future employers. This girl goes to East Tennessee State University. Thanks.

So much for her education…- nik

What Do You Think Of This Girl

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik What do you think of this girl, her name is Madison, she’s from Tennessee but she lives in London and goes to an American school. She is a cheerleader at the school, what do you think of her?

London was a good choice.  That mouth is troublesome.- nik

Knoxville Sleestack

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this disgusting sloot cheated on her man with a friend of his and is a mother of two but dosen’t have custody of one of them and only has the other when she wants to post pictures on facebook of him to make believe she is a good mother. She is a stripper at a local club here and is disgustingly floppy. Keep your eye out for her because she is on the prowl for a sugar daddy!

I wonder if she knew about that wardrobe malfunction.- nik

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