THE DIRTY ARMY: Would you NIK?? It all started when I got three messages on my work phone from some guy saying Jackie, this drama queen I dated was in a lot of legal trouble. So out of the kindness of my heart I returned the call only to find out that he has gone nutzo..just like every other guy she’s hopped into bed with. After picking up the tab and allowing this two timing floozy hooker to live with me, she got locked up for her 2nd DUI and while she was locked up, I found out she had stolen 2 grand from me…Help me put this played out prosti on blast.
Who’da seen that coming…- nik