How Much Trouble Will P. Diddy Be In

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, how crazy is the P. Diddy arrest? Yesterday he allegedly attacked UCLA football strength and conditioning coach Sal Alosi at the university athletic complex, he was arrested at the UCLA campus… things got even worse today. Diddy is now being accused of Terrorist Threats during the fight. Diddy was initially held on suspicion of assault with a deadly weapon because witnesses say he swung a kettle bell at Alosi, but more charges got tacked on – 3 counts of assault w/ deadly weapon, 1 count of making terrorist threats and 1 count of battery. It appears Diddy was allegedly screaming threats at Alosi and the 5 or 6 people who rushed in to break up the fight. With all the status and money Diddy has, do you see him getting into any real trouble?

Looks like his son’s football career is officially over.- nik

Sarah Villa Has A PHD

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, check this girl out. She was born just plain white trash, but Sarah wouldn’t settle so she put herself thru school by turning tricks until she found a man dumb enough to pay her bills. Then she screwed up the relationship and had to go back to pay-4-play for a living to finish her Phd (or maybe just to get her Phd). Her name is Sarah Villa, used to be Sara Villa-Dolan or just Sarah Dolan, when she was married. As you can see by the pix and the write ups she was the pride and joy of the Chemistry department at UCLA. What they don’t know is that for $100 she’ll create chemistry with any man on the street. Chem 101 never felt so good. Now that she’s out of school she works as a lab tech in and around Los Angeles. She also supplements her income by posing for dirty pix and according the one website she actually let the photographer photograph her on campus. How’s that for a cool teacher? I’ll bet the community colleges she teaches at in Glendale and Los Angeles, not to mention UCLA, would love to hear about this.

Sarah Villa you look so much better as a teacher, the Goth uniform does nothing for anyone.- nik

UCLA Goes Hip Hop — Cordell Broadus and Justin Combs

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, looks like the USC Trojans have completely lost their swagger. Snoop’s son who is a BALLER decided to sign with UCLA today. Now the East Coast/West Coast war is officially dead. Cordell Broadus and Justin Combs (Diddy’s son) will be on the same squad. Oh and Suge Knight will be in jail for life so don’t expect him to watch any games next season.

I don’t understand how Snoop can just switch teams like that. He was die hard USC.- nik


What The Perfect Woman Looks Like


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was watching a documentary last night on beauty and the scientists broke down what a perfect women would look like, like their features and stuff. It was crazy. Everything the doctor was saying was what I have been reading on The Dirty for years. You should do a lecture on the perfect woman Nik. I can help you organize it at UCLA. I’m totally serious about it. You have a gift, you need to share it with the world.

No thanks.- nik

Tatiana Laurent, Escort Rich

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Tatiana Laurent, an ex pornstar Natasha Nice. She is retired and claimed no longer involved in porn. But whores will be whores right? She escorts (based on review on TER) which she stronly denies. She goes to UCLA and got really butthurt when her application for transfer to Calpoly was rejected. Why would Calpoly degrade their reputation by accepting an ex pornstar and hooker? Between she just bought a brand new Audi. My only explanation is she escorts frequently. What are your thoughts Nick

Arlene Riestra Bathroom Model

THE DIRTY ARMY: This is Arlene Riestra ,25yrs.old known as Bathroom Model on Meds!! Claims to be a model , and also works for, an model angency that searches for new clients at the mall. Once told , guys she also modeled for Victoria Secret. Claims , she is very well off , owns a house but really lives with her parents and shares a room with her daughter. So desperate and needy she will be with married men. Just so, her parents wont find out , she is sleeping around with married men, she will have them drop her off or pick her up, down the street from her house. This girl is Bipolar , tells soo many Lies and is a COWARD! Woman watch out !! cause if you are at work , she will be at your house screwing your man , while your children are in the next room.

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