Advice For Us

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you seem to know whats going on when it comes to other men hanging around with escorts. But for some of us guys that want to try to hire escorts for the first time we’d like to know how exactly to go about this. Could you give us some advice or steps to follow the better ensure that no laws are broken and that nothing we do is illegal. What things would you recommend we do in order to have a good legit time. I’m really interested in hiring an escort but I’d like to know what I do after I know what girl I’d like to contact.

I have no idea. I have never hired one before.- nik

NRP Episode 11  –  The Escort Diaries (Part Two)

The continuation of 'The Escort Diaries' from last episode. Trixie finally opens up about her sex addiction and describes specific sexual encounters with both men and women. Lastly, she shares the key elements for regaining her lost body and soul.

Psycho Marine

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik This guy is named Chris Rodriguez he is a psycho path foreal and hes nasty he will snap on you in a sec he needs to b put away!! hes on CL looking for becareful because he seems nice at first then he goes crazy hes just trying to get in ur pants! I posted him on CL Too so i can let the ladies beware of him im sure he has some kind of disease so fyi beware of this psycho path!!! Nik plz let theses ladies know about him!

Is that a flag on his trigger finger…- nik

The Not So Innocent Alabama Boy

THE DIRTY ARMY: Ok so a couple weeks ago we went to this party and a whole shit fest went down. We met Alexander outside on the balcony and he seemed so innocent and sweet! He moved here from Alabama I think 2 years ago and had the cute accent that made us want to give him a hug. We were so wrong. Behind those innocent eyes and accent was a cruel intentions bitch. Ok so my friend who shall remain nameless might have made out with Alexander’s really good friends boyfriend a few weeks ago at EDC. Alexander’s friend Amanda apparently enlisted Alexander’s help to bring chaos to my friends life. Everyone already had the idea that my friends boyfriend might have experimented with guys in the past but no one had any proof. I thought he was just metro and sensitive. I was so wrong. As the night went on we all got pretty drunk. Alexander kept talking to my friends boyfriend but she told me they were bonding over scuba diving stories. next thing i know I am watching my friends boyfriend sticking his tongue down Alexander’s throat!! A full on make out session in the bathroom!!! My friend starts freaking out and screaming at her boyfriend and Alexander (I can’t repeat what she said). Thats when we all got the biggest shock! Alexander the gay slut smiles and looks at my friend and said ” Doesn’t feel good when your boyfriend makes out with someone else, does it? Best regards from Amanda.” He then calmly walks out and leaves with a friend laughing and screaming “Mission accomplished.” Karma is a bitch. I guess evil really does come in all forms.

I’m confused.- nik

The Guy with the Porno Tattoos

THE DIRTY ARMY: hey Nik.. Check this guy out, his name is John Cox. he loves the porno girls so much he got Tattoos of them on his arms… LOL

I don’t know whats worse, the work or his commitment.- nik

What’s With The Caterpillar Eyebrows

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, why do chicks think drawing on caterpillar eyebrows and smoking weed everyday is so cool? I think both are trashy and disgusting.  And shows that this girl has no motivation in life… on a side note Nik, have you ever kissed a girl who is a pothead?  They always have the worst breath.

I always say frenching a stoner is like licking a skunks ass hole.- nik

Kurt Pinto Is The God Of Vegas

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, keeping this short and sweet like Mr. Pinto’s eyebrows… you haters need to stop hating, his girlfriend Chewy isn’t the only one sleeping with people for money.  They are both paid and that is why they are such a great couple when they are together.   Bottom line, money talks and Kirt has it… haters keep hating. – The Vegas God

Pinto you need the attention that bad?- nik

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