Diva Lauryn Hill

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, a few friends and I took our friend out to see Lauryn Hill for her birthday at Toads Place in New Haven, Ct. The doors opened at 8 and the show started at 9. This lady had us waiting until 11:30 before she even took the stage. She had the waitress who was taking her drink orders bow down to her before she served her. Her DJ didn’t even take the stage till 11:00. She was only on stage until 1:00. We paid $50 a ticket for an hour and a half show to see someone who hasn’t released anything in years and is playing at a college bar in Connecticut. Lame.

Everyone that books her hates working with her. She tried to not perform on New Years in New York City unless 150K was wired to her personal bank account. I don’t even remember who this chick is?- nik

NRP Episode 11  –  The Escort Diaries (Part Two)

The continuation of 'The Escort Diaries' from last episode. Trixie finally opens up about her sex addiction and describes specific sexual encounters with both men and women. Lastly, she shares the key elements for regaining her lost body and soul.

Connecticut Girls Beware

Connecticut girls beware!

Connecticut girls beware!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Joey Facer the biggest tool in the small city of Waterbury CT (aka the dirty water). He used to be a skinny little drug addict, but jail can do wonders for the body. He has been known to steal, lie, and prostitute himself in order to score his drugs. He “claims” he is clean now and is looking for someone to love. But in reality he is just preying on young, trashy, and gullible girls on facebook. BEWARE! Not only has he been known to share needles in his past, but he was also a male prostitute so it is very likely that he can have many incurable diseases. He left Connecticut for a couple years because too many people wanted to kick his ass. He went to PA and supposedly was a bouncer at some night club. He claims he left PA because he was shot twice. So as you can see he not only thinks he is Scarface but also 50cent. If this dude contacts you on facebook or myspace do not accept.

I wonder what him and his buddy did after they did a photoshoot of each other.- nik

New Haven Cutie

New Haven CT

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl brochi is always seen around the new haven scene and always posting pictures of herself on facebook. She really thinks she is god’s gift. Would you give the thumbs up for insertion?

I wonder what it’s like to go through your whole life having people wonder if you’re a man or a women.- nik

Lebonese Gayngsters

Lebonese Gayngsters


THE DIRTY ARMY:Nik, Look at the hardcore Lebanese crew from Waterbury, also repping UCONN to the fullest. What do you say? Real Scissor Gay Mafia?


Real SGM don’t take their friends for a Sears portrait session.- nik

The Ol’ Twin Sex Switcharoo

The Ol' Twin Sex Switcharoo

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, These two losers tried to pull the Ol’ twin switcharoo and got caught out!  MILFORD — An Orange police officer was charged Friday with posing as his twin brother to trick a 25-year-old woman into having sex with him at his parents’ Milford home last month. Officer Jared Rohrig, 25, of Flax Mill Lane, has been on paid administrative leave from his job since July 23, pending the outcome of an internal investigation. The unnamed woman told police on July 22 that she had been sexually assaulted July 19 at the Rohrig home, where she went to meet Joe Rohrig, Jared’s identical twin.The woman had been having a sexual relationship with Joe Rohrig since March, and on July 19 she talked on the phone with someone she believed was him and agreed to meet at his house, according to a search warrant filed at Milford Superior Court. When she arrived, she got into the hot tub with the Rohrig brother she believed was Joe, began kissing him and agreed to go to an upstairs bedroom with him. But as they were having sex, the warrant states, she noticed something missing: the cowboy tattoo on Joe’s left buttocks was not there. The woman “immediately began to cry and asked him where his tattoo went,” the warrant states. “The male replied that he had never had a tattoo and told her that she must have hooked up with his brother who had a tattoo “¦ The female victim realized at this point that this was not the person that she had previously had sexual relations with.” “The female victim looked at the male and asked, ‘When did you think I was going to find out? When I realized you didn’t have a tattoo? When we didn’t use Joe’s car to drive home? Or when you didn’t know how to get to my house because you’ve never been there?’ ” the warrant states.


Who cares, twins taste the same… I know.- nik

Back To School

Back to School

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was thinking you should send out an official request to your army to begin sending in the dirt so we can see what this years freshman have to offer. Let College Season Begin???

Attention all college students, are you in a gay frat? Do you have a roommate who doesn’t shower? Do you know a new freshman who does the walk of shame as many times as they play “tonight is a good night”? The world needs to know and TheDirty.com is open for business. Studying is overrated… be my friend, it is cooler.- nik

Lets get a jump on College Season and Submit Your Dirt Here

If you don’t see your school just email me to add it.  Freshman 15 for life!

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