Would You

Would you?

Would you?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, would you with this girl? She’s sweet and smart.  No one has nothing bad to say about her, but her attitude makes her much more beautiful then most sexy girls that you see.

Answer: No, she has saggy cheeks and undoubtedly an even saggier body.

NRP Episode 11  –  The Escort Diaries (Part Two)

The continuation of 'The Escort Diaries' from last episode. Trixie finally opens up about her sex addiction and describes specific sexual encounters with both men and women. Lastly, she shares the key elements for regaining her lost body and soul.

Langfords Biggest Trash

Langfords Biggest Trash

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this chick thinks shes the hottest sh*t around & recently started thinking shes some sort of model. Really shes only just Langfords dirtiest little pepsi h*e. Would you do her Nik.

Leaning forward won’t make your gut any less visible.- nik

It’s A Bird, It’s A Plane, No It’s Just Another Douche Bag

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, where do I begin with this one again….Im doing this out of pure hatred. This complete tool-bag Tom goes to VCU. Calling girls obscene things while he struts his muscles around thinking his $hit doesn’t stink and while banging out every girl within arms reach (I dont know how or why) and being the biggest d-bag trying to be like his hero, Tucker Max, he fails. LMFAO! He belongs on the Dirty. Nik, help us out on this one!

Keep trying to be like Tucker Max, he is a tool box just like anyone who is following his douche like ways.- nik

Warning: Potential Health Hazard

Warning: Potential Health Hazard in the Richmond, KY area

Warning: Potential Health Hazard in the Richmond, KY area

Warning: Potential Health Hazard in the Richmond, KY area

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Carina: Warning!!! Potential Health Risk!! There has been a recent sighting of a Richmond Guard sk*nk loose. If you or anyone you know has come in contact with this trash, go to your nearest health clinic IMMEDIATELY for evaluation. She has been known to snort ibuprofen just to have something up her nose. She’s a massive PEPSI wh*re with no sexual preference. She has been known to sleep with men or women, and possibly a dog or two. She’s supposed to be overseas fighting for our country and instead she’s screwing KaHaled Mudar Allkiud, aka Peace. Not to mention the other men that pay her in PEPSI to sleep with them.  Considered everyone warned.

I don’t know about you, but I don’t want Lesbos like her fighting for our country.- nik

I Am Coming To Richmond Virginia B*tches

This city loves to hate me more than any other.  I am pumped to drink your wine and sacrifice your women.

Come kick it with me at Lucky Buddha… Get your IMMUNITY!

9/11 Jokester’s Boyfriend Wants Nik

9/11 Jokester's Boyfriend Wants Nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, remember the guy Chad from Richmond who had a 9/11 party with a burning Twin Towers cake? Well he saw that you are coming to Richmond and wants to make up with you. He said he’s sure it was all just a misunderstanding. His boyfriend however does not want to let him go to Lucky Buddha that night. What are you gonna do? I say no 9/11 celebrators allowed at the bash.

He can’t come… not trying to hang out with losers.  That week (April 22) should be fun as I head to North Carolina, Richmond and Washington DC.- nik

Also See: 9/11 Is A Joke Potluck Party

Loading More Posts

Load More Posts