Frat Boys


THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik I thought I would give a warning to all girls out there and show them who to stay away from…these are some of the douche frat boys you will see around campus.

Top row, 3rd from the left. Definitely Robert De Niro’s lovechild.- nik

NRP Episode 11  –  The Escort Diaries (Part Two)

The continuation of 'The Escort Diaries' from last episode. Trixie finally opens up about her sex addiction and describes specific sexual encounters with both men and women. Lastly, she shares the key elements for regaining her lost body and soul.



THE DIRTY ARMY: So, these are a few of the J-12 girls at VCU. For the most part, all of them are dank as sh*t, even though they decided to make the 12th floor of Johnson Hall a sorority in ways. However, the girl in the middle is named M*ll*ry, and she’s, for the most part, a dismissive, self centered b*tch. But the girls on the left and right of her are really great people and fun to hang out with. Long story short, M*ll*ry is a sociopath.

Did a five year old draw that tattoo?- nik

Does This Make Rock Band Cool?


THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik this is Kayla trying to copy that Heidi Klum commercial.  Kayla thinks she is a goddess and guys should kneel at her feet, she wh*res it up for everything she wants.  Nice underbumb Kayla you wh*re.

Looks like she is going miss the yellow button. No high score today.- nik

Hooters Girl


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik that beauty on the right is Amanda, she is the best looking hooter’s girl by far.  Nik does she cut it, is she hooterific enough for you??

The saggers on the left must get that girl like two dollars in tips per week.- nik

Creepy Old Guy


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik at first everyone was scared of this guy and keeping their distance.  But after everyone started to get drunk this loud and dirty old guy became everyones best friend, no one even knows where he came from.  Nik is this guy a creepy bumb or the ultimate trout gettin it done without the funds to back his game.

Not even Red Cups could have saved this white trash.- nik

West Virginia Hotties


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik these are some of the hotties at West Virginia University.   I know the one girl on the right Kari, she looks much better in person.  So Nik would you with any of these girls, I don’t think it gets better then these girls.

Answer: No. On this side of the Mississippi, these girls are a combined 4.26284.

Loading More Posts

Load More Posts