Planet Fitness Does It Again

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, Planet Fitness and their infamous “Judgement Free Zone” is in the media again for making a pregnant woman feel judged. She was asked to leave because her attire was “inappropriate” and apparently people were offended by her tiny baby bump. This is not the first time Planet Fitness has been in the media, previously asking a woman to leave because she was too toned, and another woman was asked to remove a head scarf she wore for religious reasons(they’re being sued over that one). Maybe this girl was in violation of the dress code, although it’s hard to tell without seeing the average workout crowd there. Seems to me that if her belly was completely flat, it wouldn’t have been the issue it’s turned out to be. At the very least, I think Planet Fitness needs to give their employees a lesson on sensitivity. There are ways to enforce dress codes without making women feel judged, which is the whole idea behind their Judgement Free Zone.

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NRP Episode 11  –  The Escort Diaries (Part Two)

The continuation of 'The Escort Diaries' from last episode. Trixie finally opens up about her sex addiction and describes specific sexual encounters with both men and women. Lastly, she shares the key elements for regaining her lost body and soul.

Sergant Snaggle-Joseph Gourdoux

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THE DIRTY ARMY: ARMY Sergeant Snaggle-Tooth Douchebag Joseph Gourdoux ladies is a lying cheater!Dated the douche for a few months. He was a real charmer in the beginning but slowly his true colors came to light. Crabby and Mean Mouthed unless he has his brown liquor and a 12 pack in him. Not to mention, he cheated on me and tells me the day we are supposed to be leaving on a trip out of town for some R&R. He is a sex addict, whether he gets the kitty kat or he handles business himself. He has to have sex and get off numerous times a day. He will hump anything with a hole. He also has a toddler with a TON of baby mama drama (ladies she took him to the cleaners in court). So he is broke and looking for a sugar mama to take care of him and his kid plus feed both of them and help pay all his bills for his house. Cheater, Cheater where’d he meet that no good white trash hoe? The man has a lisp, his teeth are jacked up at best, chipped front tooth and the nice 3 pound fang he has hanging over his other teeth. And he is all of 5 foot 8. Little man syndrome. Watch out for Sgt Snaggle-Tooth Douchebag Joseph Gourdoux of Racine, WI ladies!!

Uneducated Law Enforcer

THE DIRTY ARMY: I recently signed up for an online dating site and came across this halfwit. His profile states he works in law enforcement and claims to be 95% racist. He apparently managed to get a college degree but clearly lacks comprehension as to WHY minorities make up a large part of the current prison population. I’m pretty sure his employer does not concur with his misguided views.

Ugly New York Tines Writer Bullies Disabled

THE DIRTY ARMY: By the way Nik, The Dirty saved my life. I had a nutso chick who was going to get me jumped by bangers in Chicago outside of my school. Police were able to find out stuff about her through the Dirty and realize she wasn’t the victim. And people call you a bad person. Now check this out as far as bad people: As you know Nik, ugly people are mean. I worked at the University of Wisconsin Madison newspaper, The Daily Cardinal, with this guy, Rob Gebeloff. He would come into the office and bully one of the freelance writers who had cerebral palsy. He’s supposed to be some journalist for the downtrodden but we know, Nik, when it comes down to it, no amount of intellectualism will help a bitter non-player get over their fake nerd complex. I’m in a wheelchair myself for MS and hot women are the nicest to me, really good friends. Given that I still love my ex-wife and always will,, Im cool with friends. But hot people feel better about themselves so they aren’t dicks to the helpless. And mainstream journalism should get off it’s high horse. That’s why I sent this.

Dorian Torres Seems Very Happy He Murdered His Father

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, here in Wisconsin, Dorian Torres is charged with murdering his father. His father Emilio is my sister’s Ex-boyfriend. He was the nicest, most gentle man. Emilio dies of a skull fracture from a blunt object. His body was found be wrapped up in a shower curtain duct taped on both ends underneathe a box spring in a bedroom of their apartment.  Dorian was living in the apartment for a whole week with his dead father.  He told his mother that Emilio left for Texas and he left his audi and debit cards for dorian to use but never gave him the pin number.  His mother thought that was odd and never gave him the pin number.  There was a picture posted on a girl’s instagram of Dorian in jail during visitation smiling like crazy. His father is dead and Dorian is charged with murder. How can he be smiling?!

I can’t read that IG handle… anybody know what it is?- nik

Expose this Trash

THE DIRTY ARMY: NIK, please expose this trashy skank Tara Warda aka Tara Shemmy aka Tara Franco. She is a piece of washed up trash from Wisconsin who thinks the world revokes around her. She was engaged to be married last may and got people to buy gifts off the registry then bailed on the wedding and moved to Chicago with her teen daughter. Now she is knocked up by some purple crayon wanna be music producer and demanding gifts again. She stole $400, clothes and several pairs shoes from my girlfriend who was nice enough to help her sober up before she left town. She has a long history of cheating and I know for a fact she cheated while 4 months preggers and still drinks hard liquor and smokes weed. Would you nik?

Answer: No, can’t trust someone with that many names.

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