Bath Sloot

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this sad, pathetic thing’s name is Breanna (aka “Breezy”). First of all, who posts pictures of her boyfriend and her in the bathtub? & posts it on Facebook? No matter how long this bitch soaks in the tub, she’s still going to reek like fish. She’s the biggest whore in town, please put this hoe on blast.

NRP Episode 11  –  The Escort Diaries (Part Two)

The continuation of 'The Escort Diaries' from last episode. Trixie finally opens up about her sex addiction and describes specific sexual encounters with both men and women. Lastly, she shares the key elements for regaining her lost body and soul.

Who Said Nothing Good Comes Out Of Wisconsin

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Kiley Draper. Born and raised in lovely River Falls, Wisconsin. She now lives in Pueblo, Colorado. I had the privalage of growing up with this baberooni. She’s sweet as sugar and smokin’ hot. She also has the booty of a black woman (soccer player–hardcore). Now try to say nothing good comes out of Wisco…I know every normal person would without a second thought.

Sounds like you are stalking Kiley… she is a 4.1198287 at best.- nik

Natural Beauty From Wisconsin

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, wanted to introduce you to the hottest girl in Wisconsin.  This girl has nothing but natural beauty and a personality that will blow you out of the water.  I don’t want to ask you if you would because you are a married man, just wanted to see if you agree with me about how beautiful she is.  Its not the fake girls you are use to out there is southern Cali.

She is normal looking and yes her body is very natural.- nik

Fake Tanning Sloot

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Hailey Sherbert. She has turned into such a fake b*tch who’s constantly tans and tries to be like her best friend. She gets a new best friend every couple months then she will move in till either she sleeps with there boyfriend or is don’t using the friend and will move on to another one. She has tried to piece her lip many times and as you can see has not succeeded.

Bronzer is so ’05, what’d you raid your moms washroom.- nik

Told You We Have Hot Girls In Wisconsin

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is my friend Caitlin. She tried out for Playboy about a year ago and made it. I think she’s perfect, and so does every other person in the world.  Would You with this beauty from Wisconsin?

Answer: No, these images are highly edited but they still cannot hide the bump on her nose which extremely bothers me. Who punched you Caitlin?

Ladies Beware Of Matty Ice

Matty Ice

Matty Ice

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is the biggest douche in Milwaukee. He goes by Matty Ice and he was in the Milwaukee episode of Elimidate a few years back. He “won” his episode and thinks he is god’s gift to women. He goes to all the “higher end” clubs here like Dick’s (NOT A GAY BAR) and 720 and always claims he is buying the bar on his facebook. All he does is talk about tattoos, booze, and diamonds. He sells jewelry at a diamond store but most of their clientle is purple crayons. He hangs out with only young women I don’t think any males are his friends. He claims he has money, but he definitely only has DRDs. All his pics are with booze or at the clubs. Ladies beware this guy is pathetic.

I love how you can name drop Elimidate in Milwaukee and get chicks.- nik

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