THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this chick is a big f*ckin tease.  She wears skimpy clothing flirts heavily with you even does a few greg touches a kiss here and there and still will do nothing.  This b*tch won’t even give a BJ or touch your greg with her bare hand.  This girl has given myself and many others blue balls playing with guys emotions like that, then she will get mad if you try anything and say she thought you were just friends.

I bet she has teeth that look like she chews on pennies. I decided.- nik

NRP Episode 11  –  The Escort Diaries (Part Two)

The continuation of 'The Escort Diaries' from last episode. Trixie finally opens up about her sex addiction and describes specific sexual encounters with both men and women. Lastly, she shares the key elements for regaining her lost body and soul.

Roasted Apple

I might end someone for doing this to me.- nik

Lame Party


THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik one thing that sucks about Yale is the amount of lame people and lame party ideas.  I don’t think I have been too one decent party in the 2 years I have been her.  Nik come help us out,we need a dirty party, we don’t need anymore parties on the subway with bathroom tissue thrown everywhere.

Whoever brought bubbles is For the Gays. I decided.- nik

A Little Sweet=A Little Freak


THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik this lil Asian beauty is Yukiko.  She is fresh off the boat from Japan, speaks broken english and still owns Yale, she has every guy at the school drooling over her.  She acts all sweet and innocent but we all know these asian girls are freaks at heart. Nik would you do bad things to this sweet little girl?

Asians at Yale? Who’d of thought? Bet the campus reeks.- nik

Douchebag in his EVO

Too fast, too douchetard.- nik

Engine Trouble

Better get Maaco. I think it’ll buff out- nik

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