The Dirty Army: Nik, this worn leathery creature is Avril Lara of Santa Fe, TX. She spends her time tossing her loose +2's and lips on the strippa pole. Her favorite slogan is "it's always taco Tuesday" but word on the street is that it smells like ground beef and smelly cojita. She claims to model but we can't figure out if it's for the Wonka factory or what. Really though, I wanna snap into a slim Jim and watch Sesame Street. Nik- kill it with fire.
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, there’s this chick from Las Vegas, NM named Andria Mares. This chick claims that she “LOVES” her boyfriend on social media but yet behind his back she’s thinking about my man’s dick! I discovered she was messaging my man on FB saying she wants to see him and how she has feelings for him. Basically what I got from the convo is that she wants the D from him when she has a whole boyfriend. Plus her comments on his pictures gave off hints that she wished she had my man. These HOES AINT LOYAL. Btw trick stop taking pictures like its 2006 and stop RE-using old ass ugly pictures from 4 years ago. Lame ass hoe. Worry about YOUR man and try to stay faithful instead of being in another man’s inbox behind his back! I hope her Boyfriend Michael sees this!
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Jenna Elaine claims to be an “Internationally Published model.” She needs to focus on her career and stop modeling for free shoots! Her face is horrid, her body needs to shed a few pounds, I just cant look past the belly button! +2’s have major refund gap and need to be re-done. She claims to have fame through Diamond Dolls Ink and H2Ocean but honey – get real, stick with your day job you would gross most men out with your looks. I guess in Albuquerque you can consider yourself hot, any other city you are a washed up slore. Your husband and children must be proud.
Why does she have five belly buttons merged together?- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this guy Darrell Joe needs to be put on blast! This guy brings nothing but drama into your life. His ex-wife will harass you by email, phone and social media. She plays the victim and uses identities to make profiles on social media sites. Darrell Joe will buy everything you need as long as you have sex with him. He sleeps with anything with a pulse. Doesn’t wrap it up and has DRD. He also gave me several headaches because of the other girls I later found out he was messing with on Facebook. He is in a relationship but he acts single on his Facebook page. I found out he was in a relationship with a women from posts on the internet. His girlfriend or wife wants people to know he not a single man. Too much drama. I had to pull the plug on this one. Dear Nik, let the ladies be warned!
OP is that you on the railing?- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so this dumb bitch’s mom decides to put me on blast on facebook for attending a beauty pageant. RENA RUIZ a complete GOLD DIGGING WHORE from Albuquerque tells me at the Miss New Mexico USA beauty pageant to buy her daughter a rose and give it to her afterwards. So I do, lol. Her daughter Samantha is cute. I invite her to my 15 year High School reunion on April 18th, 2015 at Scalo’s on facebook. HER MOM goes ape shit calls me a stalker, creep, etc. and starts a bunch of gossip so KARMA is a bitch. Here YOU are on thedirty.com FAMOUS now RENA & your daughter. DON’T EVER FCK with me again. Like I CARE WHAT PEOPLE THINK ABOUT ME the dirty army have at these hoes more pics to come just wait on it. Thanks!
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is all about Kerry Barber. Ladies, hold on to your man. This selfie queen is known to pray on men for money. She is a filthy animal and attention selfie whore on Facebook. She is known to have been in a relationship with three men at the same time. You cannot tame this animal, she is a crazy whore forever.