Daniel Selovich aka Pirate


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Alaska is a freak show. Meet Daniel. He tattooed his face at 37 to show how “different” he is from society and after fleeing Florida after rape charges, his insane girlfriend now accuses him of taping himself to her and assaulting when for several days. She met him off Facebook knowing full well he looked like this and was posting about how in love she is. She posted on her FB that she needed rescued from cabin after several days of abuse even though hours earlier she was posting about how much she loved to be beaten. I can’t go out in this town without having to worry about people like this possibly trying to kill me for entertainment. What the hell has happened to this state? It’s worse than the Old Strip in Vegas!!

Lets get to the root of this guys problems.- nik

NRP Episode 11  –  The Escort Diaries (Part Two)

The continuation of 'The Escort Diaries' from last episode. Trixie finally opens up about her sex addiction and describes specific sexual encounters with both men and women. Lastly, she shares the key elements for regaining her lost body and soul.

Whats Your Price


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Karissa Price. She’s in the guard..and… A stripper at sin rock. She’s underage, already divorced because she cheated on her husband multiple times with multiple, MULTIPLE, joes. She’s one of those girls that will take you for everything you’ve got and really do a number on the wallet. An opportunist! If she can gain anything from f’ing you, and your 10 buddies, she will. Fellas beware.. Don’t let her pretty face, and her fake ass high pitched voice fool you. Under all that makeup she has crater face from acne! This girl is a whore. she’s scum. But hey, if you’re into just getting your dick wet, hit her up! She’ll do anything for a little bit of weed and vodka. P’ssy isn’t pretty, she’s pretty beat up and run through, but it’s wet and warm.

Alaskan Homewrecking Gurley


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girls name is Megan Snyder (Gurley) she is quit the girl. She is married but that does not stop her from trying to sleep with her fellow co workers at the bodyshop she works at. Even better is she is a new mom and while she was on maternity leave she was inviting guys over late at night while her husband was out of town working. to find out she is 21 and driving with her child in the car after drinking all night. She is PATHETIC and TRAILER TRASH! Her poor husband pays for her phone, her truck, and the roof over her a head. Maybe she shouldn’t go around f’ing other guys and worry about what she can lose. not only is she ruining other people’s relationships but she is wrecking her own.

Serenity Tattoo Garbage Jason Coomes


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Jason Coomes, owner of Serenity Tattoo. I’m surprised no one has submitted him before. He posts his business all over Anchorage and sends pictures of his mediocre greg and pitiful body to any girl who gives him the time of day. He will sleep with anyone bagless … along with his tattoos he literally learned how to get and receive in jail, if you know what I mean… passing his DRDs… Go prison time! Plural… Felonies… He really likes the Alaskan strippers… Haha strippers in Alaska are the worst joke… Yet he keeps knocking them up and crying everytime they leave him. He keeps up the Groupon ads to bring girls in his tattoo shop… If any of you use his “tattoo gun” get tested… Along with his constant AA stints and wannabe MMA career, he is Dirty Army Strong in Anchorage… The uncool copycat of Sharkey… The best part, he will deny this and make up some excuse how it’s a revengeful ex… How everyone should feel bad for him… It’s not… This is just an honest observer of his sh*t behavior and someone tired of reading his Facebook AA quotes and seeing his naked body picts the past 5 years. You’re beat as hell.  But some acne medicine. Maybe if you weren’t so busy sleeping with strippers you’d actually take some time to learn some art skills and not tattoo stencils you print offline turning them into crap tattoos … If you visit this shop, beware, along with the racist talk, if you want to get a crap tattoo, do not pick the female there l, 99% of the time it’s one of the girls he’s banging and getting down her pants by “teaching her to tattoo.”

Brandon Veer the Cheat


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I feel bad for this guys fiancé considering we met on a dating site a month ago and had sex. I thought maybe he just met some random sloot online but judging by the comments they’d been together for almost a year. Be warned ladies, this PoF and Tinder match is engaged, plus his pictures are off, there’s no 6 pack, just a gut. Nice job on the photoshop DB.

This One Is a Real Piece


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this chick is one mess after another. She’s banged her husband’s friend, who’s married and has a kid, for months without being noticed and let everyone believe she was this mentally and emotionally abused wife. She fed his best friend a year or so ago, and was talking to an Airman, lying and saying she was with other people when she was with him. It’s pathetic really. Her husband knows about all of this and has yet to grow a pair and divorce her dumbass. She cheats for attention and then plays the victim. C. T. is a mess and has no shame at all. She’ll bang married me, single soldiers, and will act like everyone’s BFF when she’s really talking about them behind their back. If you’re anywhere near JBER, you might want to watch your significant other because she isn’t gender specific, it’s just that no females have fallen into her web of bullshit.

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