Ask Nik: Are Gay Threesomes Okay?

Ask Nik: Are Gay Threesomes Okay?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m a gay man and (probably surprisingly) a huge fan of your site. I know you have seemed anti-threesomes when giving advice to heterosexuals in the past, but I was curious on what your thoughts were on this in the gay community. The gay community doesn’t always conform (or think they have to conform) to heteronormative traditions, so… do you think gay threesomes are acceptable? If you’re gay, is it cool to play? Curious if your thoughts change if it’s three dudes (or three chicks) as opposed to two chicks and a dude.

I just don’t understand how a Gay threesome is a fair fight? One guy’s sword has to kill two guys with two swords… it just mathematically makes no sense to me and I’m not even talking about the individual poop hole factor. Plus, all I keep thinking in my head is all the babies dying… you are talking loads everywhere. Please understand I’m coming from a place of science, not immorality.- nik

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  1. Gladly, The Cross-eyed BearSeptember 7, 2017 at 3:32 PM

    Absolutely no babies were harmed in the making of this threesome. (A couple million sperm, maybe. But no babies.)

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