ASU baseball player has a tiny bat

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, coming out of the bullpen for another losing performance, Darin Gillies. He is forever trying to throw his curve on every girl at ASU, but his game is so weak that nobody will even step up to hit it. He has around 40 girls on snapchat that he sends nudes to on a daily basis. He is by far the biggest douche at ASU and that is saying a lot considering. To make matters worse, he has a tiny dick that doesn’t stay hard and definitely has confirmed DRD. He has passed it around to every girl that doesn’t know his rep here. Someone needs to hit this guy in the nuts with a bat so he can’t ever foul the earth with offspring. Oh and Darin, a 4.88 ERA won’t get you a job anywhere but a slow pitch softball league. The scouts already know youre a joke.

NRP Episode 12  –  Charlie Sheen Exposed - Kacey Jordan Tells All

Just days after Charlie Sheen announced that he is HIV positive; pornstar Kacey Jordan shares her detailed sexual encounter with Charlie during his days of addiction and ‘Tiger Blood.’ Kacey explains why she chose to abort their possible unborn child.

Gay Squirrel

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this Alex Kalman is the biggest squirrel looking retarded f*ggot in Orange County and ASU. This little pssy recently got a tattoo on his arm to try to look tough which looks retarded because he weighs a buck twenty. This f**got went to U of A but is such a pussy he claimed he left because he couldn’t pee there and can only pee at his own house. This queer later went to ASU where he continues to be a gay f**got and tries to look cool with a tattoo on his skinny arm. Nik blast this fcking fa**ot please to do us all a favor.

My Stalker Kenny

THE DIRTY ARMY: So nik this past week with my car in the shop I’ve had to take the light rail from my work to my dorm at ASU. The last 4 nights in a row this idiot janitor Kenny keeps hitting on me after I told him I have a boyfriend! Even if I was single this guy is a light rail janitor that sweeps up vomit and beer cans which is gross! Ew! Anyway I got his name from his name tag and it said”kenny flaherty” so I google search and voila! Up comes several pictures on google images of his selfies one showing off his “hunkilicious bod” he referenced! Haha lol! He needs to learn to respect women and ask us out properly in a formal setting instead of on a nasty train. Thank god my car finally is fixed! If any of you low class women want to give poor old Kenny a complimentary bj he’s at the sycamore station at the end of the line. LoL!!!!

Forgy Kid


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this kid Brett and I were dating until I found out he was sleeping around with other guys, he gave me ch***ia and I do not know how to confront him about it, help me out Nik, put him on blast.

ASU Poser

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this Shayne Gabris kid is the biggest poser f**got in Orange County. This fcker pretends to be cool with people whenever its convenient for him but will disappear and talk shit on you around certain people he hangs out with. This fcking f*ggot is the biggest pussy at ASU and talks mad shit about everyone yet pretends like everything’s cool to your face. This kid is a huge two-faced mother fcker and is a free loader. Blast this f**got Nik.

Tempe Town Slore

THE DIRTY ARMY: So I was on the light rail platform at mill and 3rd and look who I run into? This girls name is Chelsea and she is the nastiest skank in ASU history. Every frat boy and football player has hit that. Heard she has drd so I thought I’d warn people.

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