Corruption Arizona State University

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, this is a picture of “Dr.” Morgan Olsen. Apparently, this guy did not understand that you can’t have police supervisors who leave work early to get a BJ from a prostitute keep working at a police department. I mean even though ASU is a BIG JOKE and so are most of the campus cops, they should at LEAST not have cops working there that are crooks. Here is a link to some videos about corruption at the police department and what is going on there.

They really need to remove the U from ASU. Calling it AS makes the most sense.- nik

ASU Sloot Ruby Tovar

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this fat ugly loser named Ruby Tovar who sucks, f’s, and begs for guys to buy her sh’t on her Tumblr feed is a sad excuse for a person. She’s an Early Childhood Education major at ASU, do you think anyone wants somebody who’s begging for guys to give her money so she can buy Plan B after letting probably the 6th guy this week c” inside her nasty ass? She says she’s not a “sex worker” but can’t resist posting pictures of her fat ugly tits, ass and busted ass face all over Tumblr and IG. Then asking random guys to buy her stuff on her Amazon wish list. Here’s the proof of her offering to make a private video for any guy who will give her money for Plan B. She needs to go back to Casa Grande.

ASU Softball Player Kelsey Kessler Is A Mystery

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, this is Kelsey Kessler, she’s a softball player during the day at Arizona State University and a slut at night. She is constantly begging for attention by wearing the skimpiest clothes around campus. What I really want to know is how she pays for all her vacations.

I would like to know more please. Jenny Finch is a dinosaur now… Softball needs a replacement.- nk

Worst Fad Ever
The Arizona State University Derby Devils. The author, aka Stone Cold Jane Austen, is in the second row, kneeling, furthest to the right.

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, everywhere I go around ASU I see roller blades. I thought this fad died out way back in the 80s when the hipsters decided roller skates were stupid accessories that made them look like douchebags and replaced them with overpriced MacBooks? Only people who think roller blading is cool are rich preteen girls and douche bags. Get a skateboard idiots!

WTF happen to ASU — they must have removed the picture submission upload on their new student online application.- nik

Arizona State is a Community College Right

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Dear Nik, I went to ASU and I am fully aware it’s not something to brag about or tell people really. I usually get a response that sounds like “oh I wouldn’t take you for someone that went to school in Arizona!” And I understand. It’s a terrible school, both ASU and U of A. I think the whole degree can be done online now? Anyways I was at Hyde on Sunset this past weekend and these two broads were bragging that they finished college at ASU and they have business degrees and that sets them apart from the other non-working actresses in LA yes, ahahhahahah. I got in a drunk argument and explained that sadly my alma mater is a sh*t school, it’s not something to you say to people or brag about. I sometimes lie and say they gave me money to attend at 18 so I was like f*ck it, I guess I’ll go here. I told them that too but they weren’t having it and the convo got way heated. They got so mad I was pretty much kicked out hahahaha, but it was cool and this made me think of the site in it’s hayday not how it is now. I want more entertainment, less hate. Go back to how things once were, say circa 2008-9? Maybe post the real hooking blondes of Vegas with delicious fake parts?? Stop scraping the bottom of the barrel Nik. You are better than this sh*t up lately. The dirty was the one great thing associated with my college. Maintain it’s glory. #DASTRONG –for now.

Sometimes I feel like you guys don’t get. I can only post what is submitted. See how you just made a great submission. And see how I just posted… that’s how it works. You make the site, not me. The glory is up to you. And for the record if a girl tells me they went to ASU — I automatically think easy sex.- nik

Asu Flasher Freak

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik whats up! Ran into this douche today who flashed some girls in a convertible at intersection of Rural and University as I saw children present at the nearby Taco Bell. He flashed me when I confronted him on his public nudity and encouraged me to snap some shots and I obliged.

High socks and Vans…for shame.- nik

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