THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I actually matched up with Nadia Yorst on Tinder and was able to secure a date this Saturday for some drinks. I’ll make sure to post a picture of her drinking or something but in the meantime, what should I be prepared for? Is she really the fellatio girl that people have been posting about?
I feel like once I publish this submission she might flake. Sorry for ruining the girlfriend experience for you. My bad.- nik