Jen Wilke Makes Maxim March Cover For A Price


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, did you know if you want to make the cover of Maxim all you need is to pay Shandrew PR $6000 for 3 months then pay for a photo shoot with Brian B Hayes. Just ask Jen Wilke and Greg Hale how it works. It’s pay to play in the minor leagues these days.

I’m guessing ‘SA’ stands for South Africa?- nik

NRP Episode 12  –  Charlie Sheen Exposed - Kacey Jordan Tells All

Just days after Charlie Sheen announced that he is HIV positive; pornstar Kacey Jordan shares her detailed sexual encounter with Charlie during his days of addiction and ‘Tiger Blood.’ Kacey explains why she chose to abort their possible unborn child.

ASVP Tyger Woods


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is “Tyger woods”, a white girl turned ghetto sloot. She makes twerking videos and drug using videos while playing like she’s a good mom. Her poor baby will never get what she deserves with a mother that spends her money on drugs, lean, and skimpy clothes especially working at the mall when she’s not on the streets or at the clubs picking up men. She looked great when she was younger but now? Bleh.

Irie Farr


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is irie farr. Don’t let the illusion fool you this is a man! I’ve known him since highschool. all through out high school HE was known for being a thirsty f*ggot and tricking guys. and now I hear he pays the bills tricking straight guys at the FEMALE strip clubs & selling his ass on backpage. DONT let this little boy fool u. He walks like a duck and talks like a duck HE ISNT A DUCK. he has a shitty attitude, he thinks he’s better than everyone one because he has designer clothes and a boob job. But he only has those thing because he’s been lying about his age to his ELDERLY sugar daddy’s since highschool. Plz bewear of this faggot.

I Need Some Advice


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, 26 year old guy here. Freshly divorced after I caught my wife cheating on me after 11 years together (we met sophomore year in high school). I obviously haven’t lived at all. I have had sex with one woman my whole life and I am ready to get after it. I want to leave every memory behind. I don’t want to live in this town any longer, I want to discover. I have been doing research and read an article on HP about the top 7 cities for singles. You have traveled all over this country and you have been there and seen it yourself. I make around $110,000 per year, I have an engineering degree so getting a job anywhere will be really easy for me. For being 26, good looking, athletic man where would you go if you were me? I don’t want to waste another day in my 20’s being miserable because of my dreamkiller.  Here are the top 7 cities.

1. Miami
2. Houston
3. New Orleans
4. Austin
5. Atlanta
6. Las Vegas
7. Nashville

If you are looking for consistent sex — Seattle. The chicks are decent, a little pale but they have sex to overcome depression. Plus, the sports life is good. If you are looking to rebuild a fun life for the next 4 years my only answer from the list would be Austin. Also, don’t get into any serious relationship again until you are 30. Be in love with yourself and the rest will fall into place.- nik

Devan ‘Sky Captain’ Washington


Devan is a woman beating leech! His family disowned him for “nothing” so he lives on his friends couch & pretends to work for Stanley Steamer, but I’ve never seen him work for more than 3 hours a day. He tried to move in with me by slowly leaving more and more of his shit at my apartment but never put anything on any bills claiming he had to pay bills at his friends apartment & would eat the little bit of food I have to feed my kids but never purchased any food for himself. He has type 1 diabetes and neuropathy and puts on this show of weakness and pain and always wants a massage or a hot bath and cries and has anxiety attacks every day, but is fine in front of his friends. He has chronic diarrhea and doesn’t clean the toilet afterwards. Any little thing will set him off into an uncontrollable rage and he will follow you around and scream in your face and not allow you to say anything. He did this to me in my car so I shoved his face away from mine and he busted my lip. Then he called my family and told everyone that he didn’t hit me, that I bit my lip. His family won’t have anything to do with him and he’s not allowed to see his daughter, he says he didn’t do anything to deserve it but I’m going to guess he’s been abusive to everyone in his life. He also likes to listen to ‘I’m sorry Ms. Jackson’ over and over because he says it’s about his baby’s mom. He’s garbage.

Pink Lipstick Lingerie Is A Dirty Business


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, can we address the fact that Pink Lipstick is a scam. They have a contest and then just decide that Jen Wilke wins even though she was in 3rd place at the end of the contest. They are like from now on which is after the fact. Just because she has more followers then the winner. Pretty lame. Now the only way she can win is she is part of the scam. Funny how the Miss Social Network sponsor company Pink Lipstick picks a former MSN winner. Not like this contest means anything it’s like porta potty road clothes. So now Jen get an all expenses paid trip to visit Pink Lipstick and be arm candy of the CEO Ben Rosenfeld.

This all sounds very Porn like to me.- nik

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