Austin

Psycho Jess Garcia

Psycho Jess Garcia

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl Jess Garcia might be the creepiest person on earth. Met her at a bar once, she was passing out cigarette coupons. She had this dead stare, and spoke completely monotone. Not to mention, I’ve heard from multiple people that she literally stole some guy’s dog. It wasn’t even her boyfriend, and I guess she’s been crazy ever since the police gave the poor guy his dog back.

She claims to be “Asexual,” so even though she’s kind of hot, there’s no way you’re gonna sleep with this girl. Her whole Instagram is pictures of that guy’s dog– I’m not joking. I talked to the guy, he’s pretty cool. S DJ who plays at this bar called Plush. He told me she was a good friend but snapped suddenly and stole his dog in the middle of the night. Took 3 days, and now she’s taking him to court for custody…. like man, poor guy has had this dog for 3 years. She’s OBSESSED with drag queens. She acts like she’s tweaking all the time, paranoid, shaky, always looking over her shoulder. I don’t know what her problem is, but I wouldn’t go near her.

https://thedirty.com/?p=2211519

Where Are They Now?

Where Are They Now?

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, sorry kind of new to this website, I lurk. Nik, where are your horses now? Are they married? Are they still hot? Anybody know if Secretariat is single? Curious follower.

I hope she looks exactly like this and hasn’t aged over 9 years. Speaking of Horses, I need new ones.- nik

https://thedirty.com/?p=2212444

Hot N Ready Krystal Tejeda

Hot N Ready Krystal Tejeda

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Krystal Tejeda is a Little Caesars Ho. She has slept with 2-3 employees and 1 manager total. She is the definition of their slogan Hot N Ready. But she got herself and a few others fired for stealing and messing around. Now she works at Subway or Taco Bell on North Lamar. At Subway, aint nothing Fresh about her. And at Taco Bell, do not eat mas or yo quiero puta? Hahaha. Stay away from this North Lamar/fast food ho.

Great. Now I’m craving a bean burrito with sour cream.- nik

https://thedirty.com/?p=2206538

Vance Raders’ Vices

Vance Raders’ Vices

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik and everyone meet Austin, Texas’ very own- Miranda and Vance Raders. After Vance got rejected many times due to his awkward social skills and his reputation as being bi-sexual, he fell prey to Miranda Sims. Vance is from a small border town of Mexico then moved to central Texas where he met the manipulative cheater who tricked poor Vance into marrying her.

They now live in Roanoke where Raders is supporting them with his meager earnings while she sees other more established men looking for her next victim. Vance is a starting out professional and this girl is already having him pay for her to get reconstructive mouth surgery because her mouth is 80% gums.

Nik, please post this as a cry for help for the gullible, insecure men like this all over the world. As the saying goes, apples do not fall far from the tree- his want-to-be socialite, materialistic mother scammed his father the same way. Please men— Do not fall for woman like this. He might have been better off sticking to men.

Vance, maybe you should do a background check on this one. Just saying.- nik

https://thedirty.com/?p=2204751