THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I want you to meet this pathetic excuse for a human being – Ash long. He portrays himself as a distinguished gentleman of fine personal qualities and high moral principles. He is also a member of the Freemasons Victorian branch. All very noble indeed. Despite being happily married for more than 30 years, Ash Long is a sex addict and enjoys nothing more than young fresh pu$$ies. He has been married for more than 30 years, and puts on a façade that he is happily married. However, within his close circle of friends, he confess that he no longer finds his wife attractive anymore, and that having sex with her is like another chore – plain boring and repetitive, much like ironing shirts. Instead, like many older caucasian men, he now gets his kicks by going to Thailand and Bali, to meet girls as young as 18-21 years old. By kicks, I mean below the waist line! He has a Jekyll and hyde personality when it comes to sex. On the one hand, he likes to splash his cold hard cash on girls in Pattaya. Turning them over frequently, similar to “contract employees,” as he so eloquently says. During each sex session he enjoys powerplay such as choking, slapping, spitting on the girls’ faces, before making them gag as he gets turned on by humiliation and watching others in pain. In particular, he derives much pleasure from making non english speaking girls squeal like pigs, as he confessed. On the other hand, he also enjoys being fuked up the a$$. He first experimented with sodomisation some 10 years ago, when he no longer found his wife pretty and could not get an erection. He can only get an erection and ejaculate nowadays when he pays some b1tch with an 10 inch strap on, to bang his saggy a55. Although he denies being gay. His excuse is that if you are on the receiving end of a hot chick with a 10 inch strap on cOck, it is not being gay, it is just pushing the boundaries. “Think Angelina Jolie with a cOck. Who wouldn’t drop their pants and bend over for that?” he once asked all his mates. If, however, you are begging for c0ck from an african man then that is a totally different story, he proclaims. To warm up the session, he enjoys it when girls insert their fingers up that part of his body where the sun seldom shines. It helps get him in the mood and relaxes his a$$, before the girls let him feel the thunder with the mighty strap ons. “Don’t knock it, till you try it!” He would proclaim. As a friend, we can’t exactly tell him that he is a sick kunt. No that would hurt his feelings. Instead, we just nod and make that “hmmmmmmm” sound, as if we concur. But in reality, wtf??? He should just stick to saying 10 “hail marys” before bed each night. That might just cleanse his dirty mind and soul. Ash Long is one sick fuk.
THE DIRTY ARMY: Miss Caty King, she posts on insta about body positivity but it is bullsh1t but really is a total fake. she is the most negative person and has no morals. She has no friends because she can’t be friends with anyone because she sees them as competition. she was hired from F45 because she is arrogant and thinks she is better than everyone. she uses men for money to support her while she spends all her money on bikinis. two of her cars were repossessed because she didn’t pay the bill. her family are all criminals and her mum is a a serial shoplifter. her mum puts items in her pram pushing her child then walks out with them without paying. she just pushes out babbies to stay home and get centerlink. She calls girls sluts however she prances on stage near on naked, NO ONE IS A SLOOT!. don’t act like you have never sucked a penis Caty? She thinks she is going to be a famous WBFF bikini model but she has failed 3 times.
THE DIRTY ARMY: Ever since this sl*t Faith has graduated high school, she has been non-stop sloring herself out to everyone. She apparently moved to Japan recently and is working as a floozy that specializes in blowjobs (the last picture is of her on a japanese floozy site). Even her tinder profile brags about her giving the “best head”. It’s pretty pathetic but I guess that’s the only way she can get any attention from the guys. Hopefully no one is dumb enough to actually date her or else they would be catching all sorts of DRD.
THE DIRTY ARMY: Melbourne man Dennis Shi lives a double life. He is a successful real estate agent working at Harcourts Boxhill TSL, in Melbourne. But behind that fake smile lies some very dark secrets about his evil past. You see Dennis Shi used to work as a pimp in the brothel industry managing both the notorious “Tope’s Treasures – 39 Tope Street” and “Top on Tope – 43 Tope Street”, South Melbourne, Australia around the time of 2008-2014. Top on Tope & Tope’s Treasures were involved in trafficking girls from South Korea who got caught up in debt bondage schemes. Basically, huge sums of money were loaned to these girls and in return they would enter into a debt repayment arrangement, that involved being transported around the world to work in parlours (at times up to 16 hours a day!) until the loan and interest were repaid. One of the conditions of such an arrangement, included forfeiting and withholding their passports which is considered slavery under Federal Law. The mastermind behind all this arrangement was Xing Jin who was responsible for the trafficking, human resource, logistics and money management for the prostitutes as well as the pimps. Over the years, Dennis Shi would rise through the ranks to become Xing Jin’s right hand man, and entrusted with all the details, arrangements and insiders secret to this particular trade. With his greater insights, Dennis Shi and Bill Shi (his identical twin sidekick brother!!!) would try and lure the working girls away from Tope Street to rival parlours all around Melbourne, for secret commissions – based on cash transactions. Virtually undetectable. While Dennis Shi was not personally responsible for the trafficking of south Korean girls into Melbourne Australia, he certainly did not shy away from sexually exploiting them for financial advantages and to further his own interest. Knowing all along that the South Korean girls were in Australia on short term student visas and should not be working. Just imagine all the taxes the Korean girls and Dennis Shi have avoided paying!!!!!! We are talking about hundreds of thousands, even into the millions!!!!!!! Dennis Shi is nothing more than a scavenger in life. When you are dirt poor, he does not want to know you. Where there is money to be made he will be your best friend, and when the time is right he will back stab you, like he did to Xing Jin. As a result, Dennis Shi is banned from the brothel stripe know as “Tope Street, Melbourne Australia.” When you see Dennis Shi, just mention the words “TOPE STREET” and watch his face turn pale like a ghost. Dennis Shi can run and change industries, but his sordid past will always follow him. He cannot run away from his own shadow. He is one dirty dog. Knowing all of this, would you trust Dennis Shi to hold an open for inspection for your home? He might just turn it into a wh#re house, when things a quiet. P.S. Dennis Shi is also know to Lin Gao and “Kevin” De Jun Zheng. He had offered to recruit girls for their establishment (back in 2010) know as Madam Leona – 59 York Street, South Melbourne. You can read all about them from the links below: http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/five-charged-on-brothel-earnings-20130703-2pbma.html http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/police-arrest-brothel-syndicate-members-in-raids-across-city-20130702-2pa5e.html http://www.smh.com.au/national/never-a-game-20111010-1lhgs.html https://www.smh.com.au/national/legal-brothels-linked-to-international-sex-trafficking-rings-20111009-1lfxs.html https://www.smh.com.au/national/why-did-abraham-papo-die-20111007-1ldrk.html http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/cleared-brothel-worker-accused-of-link-to-sextrafficking-syndicate-20131028-2wbtf.html
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I met this guy on Tinder a few months ago and before you say how dodgy online dating is, I know. Trust me, I know, but you’ve gotta give it a shot. This guy, Mark Vujovich came across as your typical online playboy….. profile picture with fancy AU$300,000 car, Gucci, talking about how he’s very successful, likes nice things, etc. He was very charismatic so I agreed to one date.
Before our date, I did Google him (I like to know who I’m about to meet), found out he was former general manager – sales and marketing (should have been the first warning sign) for Simonds Homes, one of Australia’s largest builders and because it’s a listed company, a lot of his information was available so I was confident that he was who he said he was. He is now director for a boutique property group, Maybach Property Group. So we went on our date, nothing overly exciting about it, good food and wine. After the date he wanted to show me his city view from his penthouse (yes, I know, douche). I went up and he tried to kiss me, I kindly said that I don’t know him well enough…. then he got rough….. nothing bad happened, he just got a bit pushy then seemed to realize what he was doing. I left.
Continue Reading- I’m really visualizing this date. He does have an amazing view (in my mind) and the chick is hot.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Libby Powell has 1.3million followers, but her posts only total a thousand likes per picture? Seems sus. I feel like she’s really trying to be relevant.
I’m guessing the baby images get the most likes. Cats and babies are the key.- nik