THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this bottom feeder right here is Jake Kriegel, Aviston’s hometown rapist. He is 21, doesn’t have a job, lives with his parents, and has to get rides everywhere because he cant get his license. He lures women in to get what he wants with his lies and telling them what they want to hear, then quits talking to them. Women beware, he passes his DRD’s, that’s right, the gift that keeps on giving, to everyone he gets a chance too, willing or not. He has been charged with rape and burglary, so don’t turn your back on this scum bag. Ladies, if you’ve been with him, get tested, trust me, and guys keep your ladies close, he will prey on them too. Aviston Illinois and Belleville Illinois, you have been warned about this outcast. Nik, this one needs to be put on blast.. For everyone’s safety!
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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Candice. She has such a hot body, but she has a little problem with drugs. Wanted to say stop that sh*t Candice. Nik, how do you feel about her body? Smoking right? Click here to see her without the dress!!
Dirtyvention. Candice they are posting you because they love you.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Nina Rose and Bruna Araujo…okay Bruna is actually a really nice girl but unfortunately (and I know you have met her so you have own opinions) she is just too eager to please and still thinks she is hot… Nina on the other hand is a fake ass skank and a half. She is the ultimate homie hopper and will do ANYTHING to get noticed. She thinks she is the hottest girl in Seattle, even tried out for D List magazine cover girl…and didn’t win. Please bump this nasty hoe off her self-made pedestal, Seattle dudes are still jockin’ because she has +2’s. But let me tell you, the +2’s are disgusting in person and they don’t mean sh*t when she begs for attention, talks too much and takes more selfies than Courtney Stodden. Ugh Bellevue bitches…you are not LA caliber…get over yourselves. And hey Nina, go home you’re drunk…all the time, train wreck.
Someone please get this girl a Seahawks helmut.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Bellevue/Seattle’s club promoter Mr. Ruvin Podgorny or should I say Mr. Closet Gay. This guy dresses like an angel, sailor and has more cleavage then the hookers on 1st ave. He is constantly surrounded by women, but we all know its just a front. What do you think Nik? Do we have him wrong?
They still make V-necks?- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this guy is Bellevue’s premier gay escort. He’s well known In the social scene for being a hooker! You can find him on numerous websites. He pretends like he’s elite, but in reality his family has gone bankrupt and now has to who*e himself out to pay his bills. He’s a joke! Since when did being an anorexic c*ke head beck fashionable?!
I wonder if he has ever been to Dubai?- nik