Bastian Gillmeier aka Bastian Yotta Is Actually Broke

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THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, Bastian Gillmeier, better known as Bastian Yotta, claims that he spends like 100k a month but is still in debt in Germany. He literally owes creditors 27,160 euros. Both of his companies failed, and so did his girlfriend in the German version of American Idol and he also told a big German newspaper that Donald Trump also went bankrupt once and now is running for President. Try again when your Rolls Royce isn’t leased. It all was released in a German news paper but nobody in America caught on apparently.

Are we going with Yukky Life or can we come up with something better?- nik

NRP Episode 11  –  The Escort Diaries (Part Two)

The continuation of 'The Escort Diaries' from last episode. Trixie finally opens up about her sex addiction and describes specific sexual encounters with both men and women. Lastly, she shares the key elements for regaining her lost body and soul.

Yotta Life Is A Female Life Coach


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, so Yotta Life is blowing up (I saw him first on He is all over so many different media outlets stating he spends 100k per month to maintain this lifestyle, he also got booted from Munich because his lifestyle was too loud and here is the best part: He is a life coach to women, thats how he makes a living.

**I’ve reached out to Bastian for NRP and have got some replies, but no confirmation so far, working on it.- JV

What do these women have to exchange for free rent?- nik

Professor Robert Koenig Was on Ashley Madison


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, this is warning to all the Christian women out there that Prof. Dr. Robert T. Koenig aka Robert Konig is an adulterer who was a member of Ashley Madison. He also trolled many free dating sites in order to abuse innocent women, such as Zoosk, Badoo, etc. This man was engaged to a lovely woman, and yet he cheated on her constantly with whores online. Robert Koenig is a lying pervert who should be embarrassed of his two inch Greg. Robert Koenig’s lack of self-awareness of his ugliness and deficiency in manhood is remarkable, and explains risky behaviors. Robert Koening, PhD currently resides in Berlin, Germany but was prematurely tossed from his job at University of Waterloo, in Canada. He taught mathematics and physics, and was a researcher at the Institute for Quantum Computing. His fiancee was a wonderful, sweet Christian who did not deserve to be hurt and insulted by this worthless monster whose pencil Greg is as hard a limp noodle at best. He has a pretentious life and has a very dark side to him, which he hides. When you see his evil ungodly side, good luck. He’s a terrible professor and an even worse person. Thanks for the lesson, Prof. Robert Koenig! Have fun at TUM; you are the problem of the Germans now.

Ohlala, An Uber For Escorts Launches In Berlin


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, have you seen this yet? There is now an Uber for escorts rolling out in Berlin. How long until this hits the US and all of the DCs are using it?  Click here to read full article. 

Anybody have friends at Apple that can help us get our iPhone application pushed through. Please email me — they believe in prostitution, but not TheDirty.- nik

Professor Predator at TUM


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, straight up your website needs to expand to Europe as it is one of my favorite things to check out in the morning with my coffee before heading off to university. This dude was fired from his professor job in Canada, and moved back to Europe as people started figuring out what a fraudulent imposter this guy is. Prof. Dr. *** now serves as assistant professor of Theory of Complex Quantum Systems. He is in the mathematics department and nobody likes him since he’s a pretentious and dishonest jerk. He expects sexual favors from students in exchange for a passing grade if the student does not understand the course material. TUM Technische Universität München deserves better than this guy, as do the women of Germany. Ladies, do not meet this guy online. He has mental health problems and he is capable of seriously harming someone. This guy does not respect women and is jealous of his female colleagues. He made fun of Dr. Evelyn Ehrenberger and she needs to be aware of what this guy is saying about her behind her back. By the way, his claims that his father has over $100 M in Switzerland is entirely false; his father is a failed lawyer who is being investigated by the authorities. It seems that Western Europe has become a hub for criminals. He was kicked out of IBM for stealing their information and cannot obtain a job in the corporate world in the United States as he’s been blacklisted for intellectual property theft. He prowls online for his next victim and is unable to socially engage with people in a normal fashion.

Impotent Sociopath From Germany


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I am happy that TheDirty has broadened its horizons and expanded to Europe! I checked out the analytics for your website and 1% of your traffic comes from Germany – perhaps I can improve that number. Meet the world-class physics professor that is costing taxpayers much money. Whether you’re from USA, Canada, or Switzerland, this guy is taking your money by way of government grants. It’s not through research, but fraud. He was fired from his assistant professor position at the Department of Applied Mathematics and Institute for Quantum Computing, University of Waterloo last year, beginning August 2012. He is now working in Zentrum Mathematik, M5 Technische Universität München as of December 2014. He brought in his Polish lover on the Canadian/American taxpayer’s dime several times when he was at Waterloo. Thankfully, the Government of Canada cut off his funding. But he did manage to steal approximately $220K from Ontario taxpayers. He’s originally from Switerland and has a twin. This guy is liar and sociopath, whereby he prowled on any free dating website to get laid (even when he was engaged to an English woman). It’s unclear why he tries to sleep around given that he’s impotent and should be embarrassed about his micropenis. He abuses people, including his students and family members. It is no wonder that he has no friends and has to go to meetup groups to socialize. His own mother hates him, and I am not surprised that he masterbates in the university restrooms and tries to get students to give him bj’s in order to make himself feel better. It’s disgusting how gross this guy is: he will sleep with old ladies, ugly nerdy chicks, and hot young guys if he can.

Germany, how are you supposed to help people without a name? I still have no idea who this guy is.- nik

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