THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I am happy that TheDirty has broadened its horizons and expanded to Europe! I checked out the analytics for your website and 1% of your traffic comes from Germany – perhaps I can improve that number. Meet the world-class physics professor that is costing taxpayers much money. Whether you’re from USA, Canada, or Switzerland, this guy is taking your money by way of government grants. It’s not through research, but fraud. He was fired from his assistant professor position at the Department of Applied Mathematics and Institute for Quantum Computing, University of Waterloo last year, beginning August 2012. He is now working in Zentrum Mathematik, M5 Technische Universität München as of December 2014. He brought in his Polish lover on the Canadian/American taxpayer’s dime several times when he was at Waterloo. Thankfully, the Government of Canada cut off his funding. But he did manage to steal approximately $220K from Ontario taxpayers. He’s originally from Switerland and has a twin. This guy is liar and sociopath, whereby he prowled on any free dating website to get laid (even when he was engaged to an English woman). It’s unclear why he tries to sleep around given that he’s impotent and should be embarrassed about his micropenis. He abuses people, including his students and family members. It is no wonder that he has no friends and has to go to meetup groups to socialize. His own mother hates him, and I am not surprised that he masterbates in the university restrooms and tries to get students to give him bj’s in order to make himself feel better. It’s disgusting how gross this guy is: he will sleep with old ladies, ugly nerdy chicks, and hot young guys if he can.
Germany, how are you supposed to help people without a name? I still have no idea who this guy is.- nik