THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Chris LeGuilloux who is the ultimate dbag. He’s got a baby mother and still sleeps around claiming he’d love you and won’t ever leave you. He then ask for money for school and borrows your car for days. He’s also scamming people on kijiji selling stolen hockey tickets, bikes, and dope. Avoid this scrumbag at all cost!
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Trevor Dunn. He is a major alcoholic and a complete user. He beats his girlfriends and has even been through the legal system because of his abuse. He smokes crystal meth and has his foolish girlfriend’s buy him everything from food to paying his rent! He is a complete loser and has even tried to kill two of his girlfriend’s. He has been through multiple drug treatment facilities and his mother takes care of him when his girlfriend’s can’t. We are pretty sure that he’s in the closet but is too scared to come out and so he takes his rage out on the women he uses as a beard to cover his confused sexuality.
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this guy Craig Sherley makes Trump look like a amateur narcissistic misogynist. If you want everything to be about this guy and no one else (including his own family), he’s your man (or should I say child). Don’t say you weren’t ever warned.
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Cassandra Kundert befriended a friend of my and made her get a car under my friend’s name and Cassandra’s driving this car around that’s not hers and she loves to lie and she got her 1 year old dog pregnant for money.
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Crystal Drinnan-Hornsby is the easiest lay in the north Calgary and Airdrie area. Literally a two drink minimum, and this floozy will spread quicker than a pair of salad tongs. Not only that, she’ll keep sucking the life out of you for any money or financial assistance you can give her, as long as you know her. But don’t worry! After she popped a kid w her idiot (maybe he was smart to jump that ship) ex, then she decides to put that responsibility on you because she can’t handle her own mistake children. GENTLEMAN! Crystal is an idiotic train wreck, and I’m trying to prevent you from making mistakes. If you see her? Cut her loose. Selfish and narcissistic piece of garbage, to say the very least. If you see her? Feel free to take her head and firmly plant it right back up her ass, where it’s been all her life.
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Jay. You will find him on dating sights such as POF and Tinder. This douche bag will date you, mate you, then bounce. After five dates, we had sex. This loser took off the condom right before he blew his load on me! He actually got me pregnant. Called him and it went to VM. Left a message and never heard back. Steer clear of this winner, ladies!
You couldn’t even get his last name after five dates? Also, waiting until date five to make love is pretty impressive. My buddy Lonnie (he is a lover too) always waits until date seven. He says, “you really need to treat a Lady right, to feel her soul when you make love. If you don’t understand their needs from top to bottom, who are you as a man? It takes me seven amazing conversations and hand holding before I would feel honored to make love.”– nik