Hannah Gnandt Dirty “Christian” Slore
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, this girl is one of the most annoying, fake ass b*tches I have ever met. Wanna-be model, fashionista, try hard. She constantly talks about how great of a Christian she is and how much she worships God, and then sleeps with men (when not married) and wears the sluttiest clothes EVER. This girl claims perfection and that she is perfect, then pukes up every meal she eats. (I actually feel bad about that part because she clearly has a disease). She’s one of those girls who posts a skanky photo on social media with the caption “God my Father is everything, praise him!” She has created over a dozen social media pages dedicated to pictures of her in crop tops and revealing dresses, posed in fake ass ways, being the whore she is.
Hey, I love God too, but don’t preach one thing and then do the other. This chick lets guys send her d1ck picks on snapchat one minute and then goes home to her husband the next. Hannah invites men to send her revealing photos and then responds to them via chat telling them how much they are sinning and the bible versus follow. She has fake blonde hair and extensions, fake nails, fake padded bras to give herself boobs, FAKE FAKE FAKE. She’s all about that life. Hannah is the most insecure woman yet acts like she’s the sh1t. This woman claimed to be with her husband for years prior to getting engaged but married him months after they started dating. This dumb a55 is constantly coming up with new businesses she thinks she can scam people into, and even goes as far as to drop of Job Offers to businesses around town. Check out her blog (Google her) or one of her 12 social media pages, which are all laden with photos of herself that she had her husband take. Their daily routine is going for a walk so he can take pictures of her for her to edit and post online. Recently she has stopped posting….. maybe her hubby got sick of it? This chick needs someone to put her in her place, asap. Dumb hoe