Jewels Lauder — Not a mom

Jewels Lauder — Not a mom

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik lets introduce this emo worn out bag of cigarettes and strangers d1cks, this here is JKL, the tired old joke of scamrose who spends her days sniffin white rocks getting trashed, used, then thrown out just to repeat. Drowns her sadness and insecurities in a bottle of jack and a hill of pills. Chest flatter than your wall with a slowly growin beer gut thats sure to be better than your uncles if only the smokin crack wouldnt stop it growing more, she truly is the most depressed depressing goth alcoholic little girl in a little boys body you’d ever meet. She had a baby with the towns least bada55 drug dealer, the wannabe thug, but she cant cook or clean or raise a child or manage money or turn from ho to housewife or stay sober or be modest or attractive or bring much of anything at all to his table she has no desirable characteristics (other than how she gives loose pu55y to the world thats easier to get into than opening a fridge) so he made the wise decision to cheat with a woman who had a womans body and actual parenting skills then leave. She doesnt raise the kid, she only had the baby to try and trap the dad but he left her sorry excuse for an ass so she has no use for her child anymore. The baby is raised by her family while she spends IMMEASURABLY more time with friends and booze than the child she irresponsibly popped out. That poor kid doesnt have parents until she wants to use him like a handbag to boost her looks. A child is not an accessory she just uses hers like one. Just having a kid doesnt make you a mom it makes you a birthgiver. Her mom is the kids mom shes just the babysitter. All she does is buy herself shit and stew in depression, wearing only black to hide her lack of curves and spending more on herself for tattoos to cover her skinny white boy body than she ever spent on her son. She has a sh1t dead end job making hobo money yet it all somehow goes to raves parties tattoos and drugs, things only the best moms spend all their money and time on you know? Hahahaha her poor child. Some people shouldn’t be parents. She has a tattoo of her own birthday like who does that? Hahaha No future for this little lady, just a long downward spiral into even more addiction drds and loneliness than she already has (if thats possible) someone should get her some mental help and teach her some adulting, tell her real moms dont act like 12 year olds. You can always tell the good from the bad parents, if you didnt know her u might not even kno shes a parent, her social media is nothing but selfies and failed attemps to look like someone with sex appeal her stuffed push up bras look so uncomfortable. Snapchat filters to hide her monkey face. Cares more about her body than her baby when her bodys a nightmare and her baby needs a mom. Extentions, makeup, nails, push up bras, tattoos, selfishness beyond comprehension all to try and be noticed while her son gets ignored. Most moms give parties up for family as a good mom should but she gave her kid up to party just wants the parent status to call herself a milf. Even tho nobody wants to fuk a worn out town bicycle vag. Shes never spent a full day playing with her son without alcohol or fellow alcoholics interrupting because she physically can not do it. Just lives her life day to day praying for the next rave to “take a break” from babysitting when watching her kid is really her just taking a break from partying. Worn out emo, in her 20s but aging like a rotten apple, loose and drd’d with no valued skills, any buyers? Haha

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