Noland Swan of Spruce Grove

Noland Swan of Spruce Grove

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Noland Swan from Spruce Grove. He is one of the most mentally abusive people known to man kind. He will say his dad abuses him and will hit him…. no, Noland abuses his parents. He is not the dream guy you want to date or be friends with! He smokes 420, but he also snorts other stuff. He will cheat on you with his female or male best friend. I wouldn’t be surprised if his small Greg has been with everyone from Spruce Grove. He will make you feel bad about him. Example: he just wants to kill himself or cut himself or his dad’s abuse has fricked him up and will cry so he gets sympathy or sex. Then fter he gets what he wants he is totally normal like nothing happened. He will also drive by your home if you piss him off. Be careful is all I can say this lying, cheating, dirty, gross, drug using, obsessive, stinky f**ktard is a waste of your time and mental health. He’s bad news

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  1. Better-Late-Than-NeverMarch 3, 2018 at 11:43 AM

    There are no words to fully capture or describe how horrible you all are. (By the way these three posts are from three separate people that are close with Noland)

  2. Better-Late-Than-NeverMarch 3, 2018 at 11:41 AM

    I am Noland Swan’s bestfriend of 6 years. All of these accusations, comments, and assumptions are false. All of you are pathetic and are a burden on everyone with how you all continue to post and comment on this website. Hope you all enjoy being cowards.

  3. Better-Late-Than-NeverMarch 3, 2018 at 11:00 AM

    I love how cowardly you all are being. Either say this to his face with whatever other problems or assumptions you have of this person or keep it to yourselves. Also you all do not actually know this person and even if you did, you do not anymore obviously. How do I know this? I am close friends with him. You all are pathetic on more levels than I can list. The only thing protecting all of you from people finding out how horrible all of you are is the fact that this is anonymous. I am also able to tell you for a fact that his father did abuse him, he has not for more than two years. Yes he is a stoner, so what? At least he is having fun with his life. My bestfriend does smoke weed but he does not do/smoke other drugs. He is straight and has never cheated on anyone he has been with, and all but one relationship ended with the female breaking up with him. I know he could care less about sex; he told me. Noland has not cut or been suicidal for almost more than two years. Noland would not drive by your home for any reason aside from if you were to invite him over or he needs to pass your place to get to his destination. Noland Swan is an amazing person, and all of you are missing out by believing lies from this person who is most likely one of his ex girlfriends that is out to attempt revenge of some sort. I saw this and had to defend my best friend. Especially because all of this being a lie including these comments, mine excluded.

  4. AshDecember 24, 2017 at 1:37 AM

    This guys a total creep and weirdo! So manipulative.

  5. GirlyPanda20December 13, 2017 at 6:01 PM

    This guy is nasty I have a mutual friend with him and my friend told me he ain’t clean

  6. Blondie2245December 12, 2017 at 10:09 PM

    I have seen this guy lots at the spruce grove library and a dating app! I have actually talked to him before and when he was talking i just wanted to give him alot of breath mints. After reading this my suspicions may actually be right…

  7. Denk BeotchDecember 12, 2017 at 12:26 PM

    Omfg he has an exact female version on here with the same last name even with the same description Lindz Swan they should get together and live pathetically ever after lmfao!